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A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.


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CURT FREED If we can find drugs that increase activity of the DJ-1 gene, we may be able to stop the relentless ...
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BIBLE In the past, when we've tried gene therapy, we haven't had tools that have allowed targeted ...
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DAVID DEUTSCH Integrity is INBORN/GENETIC ,but like muscles can be strengthened in testing times.If the gene is de...
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T. RAFAEL CIMINO [They identified the PKCi gene as potentially contributing to this change and then turned to a] mode...
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DAVID SCHAFFER The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
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TEMPLE GRANDIN The gene-spliced product is safer by far than the natural one.
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ERIC IDLE God bless my daddy, ... He was the genius who created this wonderful menagerie of characters. A monk...
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CHARLES KOPPELMAN If you can't take the heat, get out of the gene pool.
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DAVE BARRY I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
DAVE BARRY Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuc...
DAVE BARRY Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable ent...
DAVE BARRY Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant d...
DAVE BARRY I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks sh...
DAVE BARRY Puns are little 'plays on words' that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look...
DAVE BARRY There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his ...
DAVE BARRY The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winte...
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