A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

The only deadly sin I know is cynicism.

It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all.