A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.

Coffee and love are best when they are hot

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

No friendship can survive the gift of gold.

What the hell makes you smart?" I asked.
"I wouldn't go for coffee with you."
"Listen - I wouldn't ask you."
"That," she replied, "is what makes you stupid.