A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime

How do you stop a cat from scratching your furniture? Give her scratch and win lotto tickets.

Habit is Habit, and not to be thrown out the window by any man, but to be coaxed downstairs a step at a time.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

It is wiser to find out than to suppose

It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right.