Tommy Cooper
Related TOMMY COOPER AFRICAN PROVERB AFRICAN PROVERB SAMUEL BUTLER SAMUEL BUTLER E.M. FORSTER Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often. ALEXI SAYLE Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often. ALEXI SAYLE EMMA STONE A.A. MILNE A.A. MILNE PATRICK NESS He was at a car repair shop owned by one of his friends at the time, attempting to get rid of the ev... LU XIANGJUN I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog. WHITNEY M. YOUNG, JR. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. WENDY LIEBMAN I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog. WHITNEY M. YOUNG JR. ROD STEWART We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL Even a blind man could see she is beautiful. KEN POIROT Bob loves to shop. He likes to shop the way a woman likes to shop. I think it took him three weeks t... TONY MARCOPULOS TAMMARA WEBBER I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. WENDY LIEBMAN GARTH STEIN TOMMY COOPER OSHO [CHANDRA MOHAN JAIN] CHARLES BUKOWSKI He is a bloke who can win a World Cup for Australia - he is that good. DARREN LEHMANN I always said, 'A blind dog with three legs could get a standing ovation for singing 'I'... POLLY BERGEN I just couldn't lose to a bloke wearing a shirt like that. LLEYTON HEWITT A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s... CARTER CROCKER ARTHUR MILLER JOHN DONNE HENRY JAMES DAMIEN HIRST W. BRUCE CAMERON BRUCE CAMERON Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming hom... JACK HANDY CHARLES BUKOWSKI He's a terrific young bloke, but he might suffer the consequences of his father's white-line fever, DAVID PARKIN RACHEL HAWKINS Can't think of anything to say. Feeling a bit nervy. Kinda like a bloke who has just asked the girl ... JAMES GREEN Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. To know the hurt of what losing a loved one brings. Well put it this way time does not heal, you lea... GARY F EVANS... You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a ci... NORMAN WISDOM He was at his brother's house and was just playing with the dog, wrestling around with him. The dog ... BOB GARCIA SAM SMITH He was a terrific bloke. He's going to be missed. JOHN COPELAND TOMMY COOPER So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said ... TIM VINE Having been shown the possibility that God exists, the atheist has
chosen not to accept it. They hav... LEWIS N. ROE He's had a brilliant season. He is a likeable bloke and his performances have been terrific and exce... ALEX MCLEISH JOAN POWERS A.A. MILNE How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS I'm a thinker. That is what I do, in great depth and detail, every waking moment of the day. I like ... BRIAN HERBERT Unification of differences is power. SHESH NATH VERNWAL I'm a country redneck bloke DAVE ALLEN He's just really, really focused on turning this around. He has a plan, and it starts with finding a... JEFF BACKUS Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears. BILLY BOB THORNTON I was thrilled when a designer shop assistant said I was a size smaller than Madonna! ANNE ROBINSON A lot of students showed up, ... People milled around from shop to shop. The vendors were happy and ... BETH WOOD If you turn a blind eye to the world now, history will turn a blind eye to you later. Ignoring an is... STEWART STAFFORD ALEXANDER POPE ALEXANDER POPE As soon as I walked out of the shop, you know the assistant pro would get on the phone and call his ... TODD HAMILTON He's a big, lovely bloke with two gold front teeth. WARREN MCDONNELL MICHEL FABER STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING ALEXANDER POPE For the single Kiwi bloke who might not be an All Black or very good looking, this is a chance to ge... GEOFF ROSS FRANCINE RIVERS When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI This bloke is no journeyman. He's far from that. He's very tough with a bagful of antics. BRENDON SMITH I can remember, we walked by one little shop and the owner was just sitting there on the steps with ... CHRIS EYRE God cuts out our path, makes a groove in the clay with His finger, and we poor blind ants slide down... MARIA MCCANN DAVE BARRY Unsubscribe from should-a, would-a, could-a MICHAEL H. DANSBURY A successful teacher is one who has atleast 2 students in his class, one who sees no reason to study... APURVA GAGLANI NANETTE L. AVERY AESOP FRANCINE RIVERS FRANCINE RIVERS
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TOMMY CALDWELL I grew up a clumsy kid with bad hand-eye coordination. Yet here on El Cap, I felt as though I had st... TOMMY CALDWELL TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY SHAW TOMMY LASORDA If the United States is hit with a weapon of mass destruction that inflicts large casualties, the Co... TOMMY FRANKS TOMMY CHONG TOMMY LASORDA I was born in Budapest, Hungary, and moved to the United States in 1956. It was during the Hungarian... TOMMY RAMONE TOMMY CHONG TOMMY CHONG TOMMY LASORDA We have learned the need to be flexible or to have flexible forces, agile forces, who can move quick... TOMMY FRANKS TOMMY HILFIGER TOMMY LASORDA I remember burying a girl fourteen years of age who had died with a ruptured appendix... I buried a ... TOMMY DOUGLAS TOMMY LASORDA TOMMY CHONG Any vehicle that conveys great songs and the ability to perform them, whether it's 'N Sync o... TOMMY MOTTOLA TOMMY LASORDA Acid wasn't getting a whole lot of bad press at the time, and as I saw the whole bad-press thing... 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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around ... 
The haughty blind person picks a fight with his guide. - Ethiopia 
The haughty blind person picks a fight with his guide. - Ethiopia 
A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind ... 
A blind man knows he cannot see, and is glad to be led, though it be by a dog; but he that is blind ... 
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
The end of 'City Lights' makes me cry every time I see it - when Charlie Chaplin walks by th... 
Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. 
We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Your mind will believe comforting lies while also knowing the painful truths that make those lies ne... 
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk. 
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." 
Using a dog as a narrator has limitations and it has advantages. The limitations are that a dog cann... 
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you ... 
A man comes into a bar, obviously nervous and obviously in a hurry, walks over to the counter, picks... 
All a guy needed was a chance. Somebody was alway controlling who got a chance and who didn't. 
It is a lie. 
Love is a growing, or full constant light,
You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
A bloke for the 90s 
The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour per... 
The loneliest, most down-on-his-luck person can have a dog who adores him. The most bitter, sour per... 
I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life... 
A smile played around the corners of his mouth. He looked up at me. "Bad dog. 
The idea of having a house, a kid, a husband, and a dog... I love that. I also really want to open a... 
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live wi... 
I am his Highness dog at Kew; pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you? 
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you? 
A simple fuck is one thing, but let a man sleep with you just once and he thinks he can bring his do... 
She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... 
So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... 
I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... 
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... 
You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, yo... 
Daring to dream is not difficult, it's making them come true that is hard... 
The Dog and the Shadow
A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, sa... 
If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. 
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He sai... 
Success is fickle, but creativity is a gift. 
I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead. 
I'm always getting injuries like bruised and bloody knuckles from catching a cymbal or the edge ... 
I was looking at people like Jim Morrison and David Bowie and Mick Jagger and I thought, Ah! I want ... 
I'm still that rowdy dude who has after-parties in his dressing room with a concert-sized PA sys... 
I've always loved the mixture of crushing live drums with a programmed groove, that really cool ... 
Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it, not hard enough and ... 
Catching a fly ball is a pleasure, but knowing what to do with it is a business. 
Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it's beca... 
Show business is really 90 per cent luck and 10 per cent being able to handle it when it gets offere... 
The preppy lifestyle has gone global. We feel that our business has grown so well because preppy tra... 
I was born in Alabama and my first live music experiences were in church. Every Sunday we watched re... 
We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we r... 
We like to believe our fashion is growing. 
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you... 
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went ... 
When you - when you become the manager of a major league team, particularly the Dodgers, to me, that... 
As a solo artist, I just felt cemented in front of the mike stand. There was very little time to pla...