A bitter man needs to place his troubles on the front of his tongue so that they taste sweeter.

When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day.

It ain't no use putting up your umbrella till it rains!

It probably wasn’t entirely her fault that she was such a bitter person. Having a name like Grace can be a serious stigma, especially when nature has endowed you with about as much charm as that of a disillusioned walrus.

My words always get me into troubles. And if not my words, it is my facial expressions.

The Tongue is ever turning to the aching Tooth.