Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.

You can't do comedy with a beard.