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You're only going to have to deal with a single provider. You don't have to write four checks per month.


Jeff Weitzen

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ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
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ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
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ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO You have enough time to do everything God wants you to do.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Don't lie to yourself?
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JOHN M SHEEHAN Believe. Have faith. Don't stand in your own way. If you don't believe in yourself, a positive outco...
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C. JOYBELL C. I don't have a lot of time to speak... but we will speak soon.
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and...
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SAM RAYBURN Mark My Words, My Words In Other Words Are Not Just Words.
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EVANS G. VALENS Now the second common characteristic of fiction follows from this, and it is that fiction is present...
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HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
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DANIEL MELGAçO Next generations will not know what is to have childhood.
DANIEL MELGAçO I used to love listening to Jazzy Jeff.
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A WALK TO REMEMBER In order to honor God with your wealth, you first have to admit that you are rich. Most people won't...
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TOM HOLLANDER My life is not mine - it is for my people – the humans – the humans of the thinking society.
ABHIJIT NASKAR We are simply two good people with equally flawed pasts, looking for perfect futures. And I think we...
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BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA The world would have been a better place if some men had just shut their mouths.
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BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA A writer is a thought smith; he educates men to think for themselves
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BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Don't believe in everything that is written. Not everything that is written is true
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Many writers write because they’ve been there, seen that, did it and burnt their fingers
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BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA The power of a writer is that he is a god of sorts. He can create his own worlds and populate them w...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Able writers let us into their minds and show us how they think and by that open our minds to oursel...
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Sometimes I have a good idea, something I wish I could remember, and instead of writing it down, com...
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JOAN BAUER Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
GEORGE MACDONALD I wouldn’t change a thing
Because all those things led me to
this place
And to you
ELIZABETH EULBERG Quiet anger frightens me. The drunks, the idiots, the ones that rage easily - them I can handle. I k...
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CRAIG CAMERON Have the courage to do what you're not ready to do.
RICHIE NORTON If "how to do it" were the answer, it'd be done. It's how you do the "hows" that's most important.
JEFF OLSON There is no one right way.

Just figure out what works for you!
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JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
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