You're not gay, are you?
What?!
I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly...girly.
I'm not gay. I'm just unpopular.

Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you."
"What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in the morning. Wait until after lunch at least.

It's refreshing to see you using your psychology skills for evil as well as for good.

So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you.
And I like being mean to him too.

Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.

He isn't so bad."
"You're not fake-married to him.