You're not gay, are you?"
Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better.

Simon: I love you Isabelle Lightwood! I love you and I will not go away until you tell me you love me too!

Isabelle: Take your clothes and go!

Simon: Isabelle! Stop throwing clothes at me! Just because your a Shadowhunter and I'm a vampire doesn't mean we can never happen. Our love is forbidden like the love of a shark and a-a sharkhunter! But that's what makes it special!

Isabelle: Oh? Which one of us is the shark, Simon? Which one of us is the shark?

Robert Lightwood: What is going on? Why are you yelling outside my house?

One for sorrow, two for mirth, three for a wedding, four for a birth, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret that's never been told.
~ Simon

I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.

Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice about possibly dating a warlock.

I wouldn't change it," Simon said. "I wouldn't give up loving you. Not for anything. You know what Raphael told me? That I didn't know how to be a good vampire, that vampires accept that they're dead. But as long as I remember what it was like to love you, I'll always feel like I'm alive.