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Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, P...
HARRY TOH JUN SHEN Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron...
YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youʹd actually be a better queen than the others, except...
RICHELLE MEAD Its a funny thing, I noticed that when people are joking theyre usually dead serious, and when theyr...
JIM MORRISON I think I was joking when I said that. For it to come true, it shows you never to stop dreaming, no ...
LAMAR BUTLER I think I was joking when I said that.
LAMAR BUTLER The Doctor: I've seen bigger.
Clara: Really?
The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!
STEVEN MOFFAT My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
ANONYMOUS My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
MUHAMMAD ALI I think it's a clear message that we're not joking around.
ALGIS SHALNA I definitely look up to Veronica Roth, Suzanne Collins, and J.K. Rowling.
VICTORIA AVEYARD You know, you have a lot of people - I've met a lot of people in the past, I've gone to priv...
ISSA RAE We were joking about enemas and I said, 'We should call it
TOM DELONGE Just because you are joking, it does not always mean you are lying. And just because you are being s...
NICOLA PISTONE You aren't angry "
"You must be joking " she said dryly. "I'm alive Nicholas. And I'm immortal...
LYNSAY SANDS Your 'Ideal Parallel World' must be so grand that if you told it to 99% of your friends, they would ...
KEVIN MICHEL I was kind of joking and I actually said that I hoped I play her. And here we go.
CLAY OGDEN I thought he was joking.
COREY SMITH By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
'You can call me whatev...
DEREK LANDY The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, - except on Sex...
CANDACE BUSHNELL Shortly after push-back flight crew members heard some young folks who were traveling together jokin...
BETH HARBIN Dont look back in anger, I heard you say...
OASIS Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.
George!...
J.K. ROWLING You're joking, right? Wow!
DAVE MILLER Is this some exercise in keeping a straight face?
NEAL STEPHENSON You were there? You actually heard him say this?
HANNAH STORM Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who w...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't kn...
KODI SMIT-MCPHEE I'm joking," She said to the group. Ah, the joking defense. The tried and true excuse for bullies ev...
EILEEN COOK It's weird how people were always asking us, 'Are you real? Are you joking?' That seems ...
YOLANDI VISSER When people pose the question, are you “coxom”, Tom Conrad? I like to pose a question back at th...
TOM CONRAD We are miraculous. We're happy with each other. We're always joking.
HETTIE SMEED Joking set aside. [Lat., Omissis jocis.]
PLINY THE YOUNGER (CAIUS CAECILIUS SECUNDUS) Someone called me and said, ?Did you hear the news? You're in.' I thought he was joking. I started s...
ANTOINE HOOD I'm not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person.
DAVE FRANCO Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
ALBUS DUMBLEDORE I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
RED BUTTONS Little drops of rain Whisper of the pain Tears of love Lost in the days gone by.
ROBERT PLANT "THANK YOU" I'm a quiet guy, but these guys, I'm joking with them, they're joking with me, we're talking. They'v...
AARON WILLIAMS Joking apart, now let us be serious.
UNKNOWN I have spent many, many hours reading J.K. Rowling's work. I am a known 'Harry Potter' f...
LEV GROSSMAN He was lucid to the very end. He was always joking that he was going to live to 130. Whenever we had...
MARIOLINA TODDE I think there's a difference when you make fun of yourself and your own behavior, and when you d...
PATRICIA HEATON Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
AMY SEDARIS I was joking with him -- I think he's a third-degree black belt, and I think some of his reactions c...
DUSTY BAKER His House colleagues still call him "Jackie One Note"-joking that if you ask him how to solve the pr...
MAUREEN DOWD I wasn't planning on watching it at all. I was getting out of my car when someone called me and aske...
ANTOINE HOOD I was joking with Hines about that. I was like, 'Man, this is kind of like a consolation prize. With...
CASEY HAMPTON We were joking the other day about which fight song we should sing when we win. I guess both right n...
DAVID MCAULIFFE This is what I call power joking, ... We've gotten very politically correct at corporations and we d...
JUDY CARTER Spike Lee always keeps a distance with actors. He's not always joking around; a lot of directors jok...
BAI LING We had a script reading, and that's where we met J.K. Rowling, which was really exciting.
RUPERT GRINT There's nothing better than that. We were joking around the last couple of days about playing each o...
MATT GASKI firestar: jayfeather what does mallow look like?
jayfeather: i dont know, ive never seen any
ERIN HUNTER You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with mu...
DEREK LANDY Draco: "Hermione Granger, I’m being bossed around by Hermione Granger."
— J.K. Rowling (Ha...
J.K. ROWLING LDraco: "Hermione Granger, I’m being bossed around by Hermione Granger."
— J.K. Rowling (H...
J.K. ROWLING Getting some redecorating ideas?’ Nico asked. ‘Maybe you could do your dining room in mediaeval ...
RICK RIORDAN Alecto… what do you think would happen if people found out about you? Your abilities, your life, M...
REBECCA MCNUTT I personally don't think anybody should be allowed to write a screenplay UNTIL they are over 40. It ...
DIRK BENEDICT That's the beauty of argument-if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
, THANK YOU FOR SMOKING, 2006 In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go t...
JOE BIDEN We are all comfortable in each other's presence and there's a lot of laughing and joking
LEE WESTWOOD When you saw Dwayne in his front yard, you saw Shawn. Dwayne always came by asking for Shawn, until ...
CAROL WILLIAMS When you see yourself struggling, keep pushing. It shows you are doing something. Dont give up, you ...
MLUNGISI SIMELANE Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.
KRISTA ALLEN Joking decides great things, Stronger and better oft than earnest can.
JOHN MILTON We would make songs, and the producers said we should play it for my dad. I was kind of scared, I di...
LIL' ROMEO Well at first I thought playing around just joking around then I was just in shock.
IAN HENDERSON Not all journalists are really journalists. They ask such stupid questions sometimes, especially the...
RAY LIOTTA I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.
MALLORY ORTBERG If you want life-long friendship and selfless camaraderie, join the army and learn to kill.
If ...
J.K. ROWLING We never had any doubt that Harry Potter and his world came from the rich and extraordinary imaginat...
BARBARA MARCUS When I tell people I went to library school, the most common reaction is either “You’re joking, ...
SCOTT DOUGLAS I think it was more joking than anything else. The fans know the game and what went on. To me, you g...
DAVE WILLIAMS I saw him in the hallway with Andrea just the other week. We were joking around about something. It'...
RICHARD FLETCHER All the joking around that used to be allowed isn't allowed anymore,
GEORGE HALL You’re JOKING!” said Fred Weasley loudly.
The tension that had filled the Hall ever since M...
J.K. ROWLING From next week, I will be on serious training, no laughing and joking in the gymnasium.
CONJESTINA ACHIENG' Have you ever heard people say "you are what you eat" I completely disagree. You are what you think!
PHILIP T. M. the thing is you can get used to anything you think you cant you want to die but you dont you cant y...
ELIZABETH SCOTT I dont believe in luck. Ive only ever felt lucky finding God and even that was not by chance.
MEG NEZAJ You should be true to the person you were.  Dont try to apply the person you are now to the past.
TRIPP MILLICAN Fred, you next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, wo...
J.K. ROWLING So...you don't like dismembering?"
"No."
"Evisceration?"
"Not so much." He laughed li...
DIA REEVES You should hear what my parents wanted to call me. It was between Brown Rice, Neon Hitch and Z. Zigg...
NEON HITCH If Dave says it's right, then how could it be otherwise... Just joking
DAVE BISCHOFF Let old ones go. Dont be a memory-monger!
Once you were young──now you are even younger.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE People dont see you for what you think, they see you for what you say
SIMPLETON You were joking about the whole please and thank you thing, right?"
"Meant every word." A littl...
ILONA ANDREWS YOU. ARE. PERFECT. You are. Im talking to YOU. and dont you dare think otherwise...embrace the entit...
KAIDEN BLAKE

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