You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?

There are always two choices. Two paths to take. One is easy. And its only reward is that it's easy.

Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.

George: "You haven't got a letter on your's [Ron's jumper] I suppose she [Mrs. Weasly] thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we are called Gred and Forge."

Poverty is a lot like childbirth - you know it is going to hurt before it happens, but you'll never know how much until you experience it.

>in Divintation< Lavender: >squealing< Oooo! Professor look! I found an unknown planet! Professor Trelawny: That is Uranus my dear. Ron: Can I have a look at Ur anus too Lavender?