You're a poster boy for sincerity. You have all the guile of a lamb.

He who lives without folly is not as wise as he may think.

Christians don't tell lies they just go to church and sing them.

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.

Yeah, it never fails to amaze me how a single lie can undo an entire lifetime of good. (Aiden)

Even if I am not the honestest type in the world I don't want to lie more than is average.