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BOB KAUFMAN
Steven has a role in one of the spots for that campaign. His participation in the Interns spots is r...
BOB KAUFMAN
We have a new campaign that started in the past couple of days, called Interns.
BOB KAUFMAN
Steven has a role in one of the spots for that campaign. His participation in the Interns spots is r...
BOB KAUFMAN
We have a new campaign that started in the past couple of days, called Interns,
BOB KAUFMAN
I want to personally thank all the participants in this outing for providing a record amount of supp...
BOB KAUFMAN
I'm sure there are folks out there somewhere who are working on that now,
BOB KAUFMAN
The sprint car challenge is a one-of-a-kind show,
BOB KAUFMAN
We're going to be in the national limelight.
CARYN KAUFMAN
Numbers do not feel. Do not bleed or weep or hope. They do not know bravery or sacrifice. Love or al...
AMIE KAUFMAN
Whenever I play a role, whether it's good or bad, an evil person or nice person, I believe in being ...
ANDY KAUFMAN
That was part of the whole original concept. We were thinking, it's off-season, let's do a really fu...
ANDY KAUFMAN
You are what you love, not what loves you.
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whateverdepths they were once able to...
STANLEY KAUFMAN
The critics try to intellectualize my materiel. There's no satire involved. Satire is a concept that...
ANDY KAUFMAN
If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people,...
ANDY KAUFMAN
Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people ...
ANDY KAUFMAN
I try to please people, to give them a good time, but I refuse to make my act conform to traditional...
ANDY KAUFMAN
What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.
ANDY KAUFMAN
It's an affirmation of the direction the city was heading. The purpose was to have outside experts t...
CARYN KAUFMAN
Very often, anti-corruption commissions are a politically expedient response to domestic and interna...
DANIEL KAUFMAN
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage ''coaches'' ambition. The habit of persistence ...
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Failure is only postponed success as long as courage 'coaches' ambition. The habit of persistence is...
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers
HERBERT KAUFMAN
Words signify man's refusal to accept the world as it is
HERBERT KAUFMAN
While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that...
ANDY KAUFMAN
I don't know how we're ever going to get this back together.
CAROLE KAUFMAN
Oh man, oh boy what a mess.
CAROLE KAUFMAN
Sideways.
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
CLEMENTINE: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
JOEL: I know.
CLEMENTINE: What d...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
I was trying to figure out what a memory feels like.
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
I want to try it to see what it's like and see what my stuff looks like when I take it from inceptio...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN