The IRS suspects there's something wrong, or they wouldn't have picked you to start with. Taxpayers ...
FRED DAILY They prey on people who are in serious debt problems. If you want to get a business card, print it u...
FRED DAILY They're grading for audit potential, and the more your return deviates from the norm, the higher you...
FRED DAILY I don't I have everything I want; however, I have a lot and for that I am very grateful.
ELIZABETH DAILY It’s like I’m suddenly a hormonally charged teenager or living in a bad romance novel: I suddenl...
LISA DAILY You’ll never get a new ending if you keep starting with the same tired beginning.
LISA DAILY We're pleased to see that the palace has learnt the lessons of our previous investigation and since ...
DAILY MIRROR I won't quit, says lame duck Tony
DAILY EXPRESS If he had been a terrorist he could have wiped out the royal family,
DAILY EXPRESS You can still have a lush, low water landscape. It's just a matter of choosing the plants that do we...
CADO DAILY I would give pool tournaments in the USA priority over those smaller events if there was a dates cla...
DAILY EXPRESS Apocalypse, ... which will live in infamy.
DAILY EXPRESS Anyone who has ever been mugged has every right to feel dismay,
DAILY EXPRESS Is this a grotesque Frankenstein experiment?
DAILY EXPRESS I’d like to say I’m not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie.
LISA DAILY The fish is that perfect, amazing guy it can never work out with—you know, a bird and a fish may f...
LISA DAILY Do you have one where you’re riding a horse or a camel? Or sitting on a rocket ship? Those are alw...
LISA DAILY Leaders fiddle as France burns.
DAILY EXPRESS As a tea party this contest would be wilder than the Mad Hatter and as a way of doing politics it ha...
DAILY EXPRESS For God's sake, stop our freak weather
DAILY EXPRESS Britain awakens a proud nation today
DAILY EXPRESS Maniac plots world war three.
DAILY EXPRESS It doesn't take much to fall off a boat and drown.
DAILY EXPRESS Don’t you worry, darlin’,” he says, his intensely blue eyes full of mischief. “I like surpri...
LISA DAILY Hutton's whitewash leaves questions unanswered,
DAILY EXPRESS They squealed with delight and clapped their flippers when they saw their trainers.
DAILY EXPRESS And the full-season beans were even better.
PAUL DAILY It was a real pleasant surprise when we started to combine. The first beans I planted were not the b...
PAUL DAILY Disturbing new evidence has emerged which merits a full new police investigation.
DAILY EXPRESS What if he had a bomb?
DAILY EXPRESS Is this how we now must live? ... Britain will not be beaten.
DAILY EXPRESS What would Paula make of it all?
DAILY EXPRESS The royal family has cut Fergie loose, ... If she swims, then good luck to her. If she drowns, even ...
DAILY EXPRESS The mood on the streets of Belfast has never been more pessimistic.
DAILY EXPRESS [London's Daily Express newspaper said she had sentenced] our democracy to death, ... bizarre, deepl...
DAILY EXPRESS These were acts of staggering unreality, but they took thousands of real lives.
DAILY EXPRESS This is a belated attempt by the Buckingham Palace organization to bring itself into the 20th centur...
DAILY EXPRESS Even if the identities of the others in the morgue were made public, there is no possibility of us k...
DAILY EXPRESS Blundering, arrogant and out of touch - he must go.
DAILY MIRROR We encourage people to use water efficiently, but we don't tell them not to have a lawn or a pool. W...
CADO DAILY Hands off the tuck box!
DAILY EXPRESS more room to cheat, if you will.
FREDERICK DAILY The taxpayer is required to substantiate on their own both legally and through documentation that th...
FREDERICK DAILY The taxpayer is required to substantiate on their own both legally and through documentation that th...
FREDERICK DAILY Normally the IRS is only going to want to look at one specific year and they're usually a few years ...
FREDERICK DAILY They are looking for canceled checks, receipts - anything to show that this was not just something y...
FREDERICK DAILY Land trusts are good at integrating biological, recreational and other considerations in setting pri...
GRETCHEN DAILY Until recently, conservation buyers were a very small part of the land market--they didn't have much...
GRETCHEN DAILY I am single and happy.
ELIZABETH DAILY I love going to the movies and being moved emotionally. I like my work, singing and writing in my jo...
ELIZABETH DAILY He swims easily to the side of the boat and pulls himself up on the ladder, water droplets clinging ...
LISA DAILY We're going to fight racism not with racism, but we're going to fight with solidarity. We sa...
FRED HAMPTON I would suggest maintaining a life and a career outside the Industry. This is a fickle business and ...
FRED SAVAGE I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to hav...
FRED HAMPTON Investing in management means building communication systems, business processes, feedback, and rout...
FRED WILSON For those broadcasters who are less than responsible, the FCC needs to have sharper teeth to enforce...
FRED UPTON One of the first shows I ever did was 'Laverne & Shirley.' I played this sleazy guy that...
FRED WILLARD I can say I won a Senior British Open at Turnberry. I think that's the best thing about it, the ...
FRED COUPLES Ethereum has taken what was a four-function calculator of a programming language in Bitcoin and turn...
FRED EHRSAM You really have to understand this isn't a business where you sit in the back room and do calcul...
FRED DELUCA I'd love to have Burt Reynolds' career.
FRED WILLARD I've always been a fan of instructional videos. The bass-player ones are insane. The music on th...
FRED ARMISEN I left home at 17, traveled. I got married when I was 21. That's a young age. As it turned out, ...
FRED COUPLES I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye.
FRED WILLARD I loved Bob Hope and the way he would turn to the camera and break the fourth wall.
FRED WILLARD The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap - a...
FRED FRIENDLY Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
FRED HOYLE There is a coherent plan to the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
FRED HOYLE Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
FRED HOYLE I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one ...
FRED WILLARD It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars, otherwise comb...
FRED WOODWORTH New York's niche is content, and content is becoming more valuable. Just think about what is mor...
FRED WILSON I was really upset because I was branded as an enemy alien when I'm an American.
FRED KOREMATSU You have to realize that the customer really is king. People who go into more established businesses...
FRED DELUCA Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?
FRED STOLLER Government is an unnecessary evil. Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their ...
FRED WOODWORTH We're going to see a lot more young people entering entrepreneurial ventures.
FRED MALEK I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
FRED ALLEN Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
FRED ALLEN Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
FRED ALLEN A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
FRED ALLEN An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about t...
FRED ALLEN I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
FRED ALLEN All television is children's television.
FRED ALLEN If you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have ...
FRED ALLEN I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
FRED ALLEN I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
FRED ALLEN When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the genuine tinsel underneath.
FRED ALLEN A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide nothing can ...
FRED ALLEN Part of the problem with the word 'disabilities' is that it immediately suggests an inability to see...
FRED ROGERS When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than...
FRED ROGERS The very best reason parents are so special . . . is because we are the holders of a priceless gift,...
FRED ROGERS When you're prepared, you're more confident. When you have a strategy, you're more comfortable.
FRED COUPLES I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath.
FRED SHERO I just put my feet in the air and move them around.
FRED ASTAIRE The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
FRED ASTAIRE Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
FRED ASTAIRE Happiness is a positive cash flow.
FRED ADLER A man who is contented with what he has done will never become famous for what he will do.
FRED ESTABROOK Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
FRED ALLEN Boxing purists, quite naturally, question Tyson's appetite for victory. Mills Lane should have stopp...
FRED MITCHELL A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to...
FRED ALLEN I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little old man d...
FRED ASTAIRE The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of the...
FRED ASTAIRE Dancing is a sweat job.
FRED ASTAIRE Chance is the fool's name for Fate
FRED ASTAIRE I am bit sending messages with my feet. All I ever wanted was not to come up empty. I did it for the...
FRED ASTAIRE I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails
FRED ASTAIRE Disco is just jitterbug.
FRED ASTAIRE I am bit sending messages with my feet. All I ever wanted was not to come up empty. I did it for th...
FRED ASTAIRE This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes t...
FRED ASTAIRE The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
FRED ASTAIRE Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
FRED ALLEN A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses ...
FRED ALLEN Anyone who does anything to help a child in his life is a hero to me.
FRED ROGERS [Television is] the triumph of machine over people.
FRED ALLEN Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.
FRED ALLEN Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be ...
FRED ALLEN A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to...
FRED ALLEN Anything that’s human is mentionable, and anything that is mentionable can be more manageable. Whe...
FRED ROGERS You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room ...
FRED ALLEN Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
FRED ALLEN After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.
FRED THOMPSON I suspect that writer's block afflicts mainly people who have some stable and ample source of in...
FRED SABERHAGEN Given the slow pace of Washington's bureaucracy, policymakers are often busy solving yesterday&#...
FRED UPTON The kind of audience that watches 'Matlock' is ideal for a lead-in to the affiliates' ne...
FRED SILVERMAN I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
FRED ALLEN I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
FRED ALLEN There are aspects of Asian culture in my work, but it's really rooted in an American experience ...
FRED TOMASELLI I didn't think that the government would go as far as to include American citizens to be interne...
FRED KOREMATSU I was an American citizen, and I had as many rights as anyone else.
FRED KOREMATSU As long as my record stands in federal court, any American citizen can be held in prison or concentr...
FRED KOREMATSU My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
FRED ALLEN I am tolerably ignorant about Judaism, and much of what I do know about it seems hard to swallow, be...
FRED MELAMED Comedy always came easier for me. But I would have loved to have been an action hero.
FRED WILLARD It scared me to death to think about improv, but I got hired for a year at Second City in Chicago, w...
FRED WILLARD When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without ...
FRED WILLARD You know, you don't have to look like everybody else to be acceptable and to feel acceptable.
FRED ROGERS Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for ...
FRED PERRY Before the war, my parents were very proud people. They'd always talk about Japan and also about...
FRED KOREMATSU New discoveries and production of resources like shale oil and gas are dramatically altering our ene...
FRED UPTON Everything would be alright if everything was put back in the hands of the people, and we're goi...
FRED HAMPTON Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children play is se...
FRED ROGERS Sometimes you have to, as I say, build bridges where you can - but draw lines where you must.
FRED THOMPSON The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that h...
FRED ALLEN An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
FRED ALLEN If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, a...
FRED WOODWORTH The problem is that agencies sometimes lose sight of common sense as they create regulations.
FRED THOMPSON Profit or perish... There are only two ways to make money: increase sales and decrease costs.
FRED DELUCA I was the King of Twinkie-Vision one day, the King of Jiggle TV the next, thanks to Farrah Fawcett a...
FRED SILVERMAN You can't build a revolution with no education. Jomo Kenyatta did this in Africa, and because th...
FRED HAMPTON I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
FRED ALLEN Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be...
FRED ALLEN It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive allianc...
FRED ALLEN An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
FRED ALLEN California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
FRED ALLEN Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
FRED ALLEN A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
FRED ALLEN Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
FRED ALLEN The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
FRED ALLEN The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
FRED ALLEN Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday an...
FRED ALLEN A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothin...
FRED ALLEN A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and ...
FRED ALLEN An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is abo...
FRED ALLEN The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
FRED ALLEN A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark g...
FRED ALLEN I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back...
FRED ALLEN I know the exploding cost of health care is at the root of our long-term fiscal challenges.
FRED UPTON Martin Landau in 'Crimes and Misdemeanors' - he gave me chills.
FRED WILLARD We say primarily that the priority of this struggle is class. That Marx and Lenin and Che Guevara an...
FRED HAMPTON I think Kellie Martin, Reese Witherspoon and Claire Danes represent the future for women in film, an...
FRED SAVAGE In the end, we may be hurting the very people we should be concerned about - the inner-city poor, th...
FRED THOMPSON Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.
FRED WILLARD Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actress...
FRED WILLARD Venture capital is about capturing the value between the startup phase and the public company phase.
FRED WILSON I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little o...
FRED ASTAIRE Our work on light bulbs wasn't an arbitrary mandate. We didn't just pick a standard out of t...
FRED UPTON What's been important in my understanding of myself and others is the fact that each one of us is so...
FRED ROGERS At 'SNL' there's framed pictures of all the cast members, and it starts with Dan Aykroyd...
FRED ARMISEN When the Bitcoin white paper emerged in 2008, it was completely revolutionary. The amount of concept...
FRED EHRSAM People far too often associate derivatives markets with mere speculation, but there are very legitim...
FRED EHRSAM An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
FRED ALLEN When I see people laughing at ideas and companies we have backed, I smile. It means we are going to ...
FRED WILSON Obama is a very fine writer with an excellent command of language. His memoir 'Dreams From My Fa...
FRED KAPLAN I've never crossed over to be a big star. I'd like to be in a big $100 million movie, though...
FRED WILLARD When you drill down, blockchains are really a shared version of reality everyone agrees on. So wheth...
FRED EHRSAM One of the great things about young entrepreneurs is that they don't know that something can'...
FRED WILSON But if the Chinese mainland, the PRC, attacked Taiwan, we'd be obligated to come to their aid.
FRED THOMPSON Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them a...
FRED ALLEN A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
FRED ALLEN The venture business is a bit of an apprenticeship business, so the firm I worked for didn't let...
FRED WILSON I am just so appreciative of God's love. It's higher than any mountain, wider than any ocean...
FRED HAMMOND My career progressed slowly. Real slow at a time. The irony of it was I had the best part of my care...
FRED FUNK And when we draw lines in the sand with regard to certain basic things that are vital to our interes...
FRED THOMPSON Basic research is to work at the very edge, the very border of, of knowledge, and move that border f...
FRED KAVLI All of them turned their backs on me at that time because they thought I was a troublemaker.
FRED KOREMATSU Presidents with strong nerves are decisive. They don't balk at unpopular decisions. They are wil...
FRED BARNES The comments I most appreciate come from ordinary readers who've happened on one of my books at ...
FRED SABERHAGEN It's critical - that the people that are benefiting today from Medicare and Social Security that...
FRED UPTON