Monty Python quote: "Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark"

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I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
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On the interception, I was out of bounds,
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casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
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I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
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I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
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I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
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I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
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I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
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You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
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I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
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Married to the Mob.
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Hello you're with Drudge.
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I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
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throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
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I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it lik...
ROBIN WILLIAMS

Three weeks, after fuckin' you, knowin' what you taste like, what you feel like, the sounds you make...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

Experiences are like hoarded gold. Whenever I dole out a piece of my private suffering, that is when...
GREG ILES

I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make...
REGGIE WATTS

We all think about winning, that's why we are out here, ... Like I said earlier, you just need some ...
BILLY ANDRADE

At the end of Season Four of 'Mr. Show,' instead of doing another season, everyone just thou...
SCOTT AUKERMAN

His forehead dropped to touch mine. “I’m gonna piss you off ‘cause I can be a dick. That’s w...
KRISTEN ASHLEY

War is like a dark tunnel: You may only see the light once you are out of it.
CHRISTOPHER FEBVRE

What does kissing really mean to me? To me, if you feel, when you kiss a girl, that certain feeling ...
COREY HAIM

Walk, run, cycle - When you live inside your head for such long periods of time, you have to open th...
TWINKLE KHANNA

As a little kid when I would watch 'Monty Python'... that would just blow me away because it...
REGGIE WATTS

Remember that film 'Sliding Doors,' when John Hannah woos Gwyneth Paltrow by reciting Monty ...
STEPHEN MERCHANT

My family is a kaleidoscope... My family is like that. We're all different colors, like a prism....
OLESYA RULIN

I... There was a time when I stopped talking. Just like you. My reasons were a little bit different,...
NATSUKI TAKAYA

Because you're unique . You shine like a beacon, attracting the attention of all dark things." It ch...
JONATHAN STROUD

I love Monty Python, Black Adder, Fawlty Towers. I'm a huge fan of British comedy.
ISLA FISHER

When there's darkness around you, shine your light even brighter.
JEANETTE CORON

Your subconscious mind is trying to help you all the time. That's why I keep a journal - not for...
JIM HARRISON

I never pegged you for having a dark side,” Natalie said. “I like it. Goes with your eyes.
JASON M. HOUGH

All I want is to be by your side. When you are not around, I feel time passes too slowly. But when I...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE

Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea...
DEYTH BANGER

I like your glasses,” he said. “I like your Simon Snow T-shirts. I like that you don’t smile a...
RAINBOW ROWELL

I will say to all the fellas out there that, seriously, I am a setup. I'm just like rose petals....
MAXWELL

I really like being on set when you've all moved on a job because it makes you bond very quickly...
ANNA POPPLEWELL

When starting a project, your influences are the things around you. It doesn't mean you have to ...
ALBERT HAMMOND, JR.

When I said confront, I meant that you need to confront the reality of your situation. You've made c...
CHARLOTTE HUANG

You're beautiful and sad," I said finally, not looking at him when I did. "Just like your eyes. You'...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER

'Monty Python And The Holy Grail' is a hugely important movie to me. I remember watching it ...
JAMES GUNN

When you manipulate the truth, it is no long the truth. There is no such thing as a half truth or an...
BOBBY W. MILLER

I do not worry about the beauty of the world, neither do I care, but it is all dark and dirty when y...
M.F. MOONZAJER

You just like to piss me off,” Jack said.
“Well, there’s that. On the other hand, we’ll...
CHRISTINE FEEHAN

I believe that life is a journey towards God, and that no one has the right to insist that you go a ...
PAT BUCKLEY

I loved Monty Python for the wordplay--this sense that you didn’t have to squash your intelligence...
GEORGE SAUNDERS

When you get along with someone very well, It's not only due to the fact that you like the personali...
MIROR_VEGAS

I know,” said November. He was pale and thin lipped. He helped October out of the wooden chair. �...
NEIL GAIMAN

I feel like the queen of the oven! I am the Queen of all oven-dry! Master of heat! You may now addre...
ELIZABETH DUIVENVOORDE

I keep the shutters closed because I like to work in a hermetic environment. I like mirrors. When yo...
SEBASTIAN HORSLEY

Stories,' the green-eyed Sigrid said, unperturbed, 'are like prayers. It does not matter when you be...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE

You threw everything away."I bring a hand up to touch her face,to wipe the rain from her eyelashes."...
MARIE LU

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are ...
S. J. PERELMAN

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . Yo...
S. J. PERELMAN

The fact that you are true child of God doesn't mean you will find gold on the floor when sweeping. ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR

It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair t...
LEMONY SNICKET

We all know what flopping is when we see it. The stuff that you see is where guys aren't really ...
KOBE BRYANT

I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's n...
GORE VERBINSKI

I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even st...
MICHAEL JAI WHITE

How do you know when it's over?"
"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than wit...
GUNNAR ARDELIUS

We are a global sport. I mean, golf is obviously played all around the world. But when you have your...
PAULA CREAMER

[Jem] 'It will help you sleep.'
'All I’ve been doing is sleeping!' [Tessa]
'And very amu...
CASSANDRA CLARE

My dad is into movies, and they let me watch movies. I was obsessed with Monty Python when I was in ...
CHARLIE TAHAN

I will Basquiat the canvas of your body like a Broadway Junction wall…and Gordon Parks you for tho...
BRANDI L. BATES

What I don't understand about you is this, she said. You hold to your old belief in goodness with a ...
ANNE RICE

Life is so fragile and unpredictable, especially when you are in a gang or in a life of crime. It’...
DREXEL DEAL

If you have ever come up against Nothing you have no idea how it can scare you out of your wits. Whe...
HOWARD SPRING

I know you want her back, kid. And I know that people saying things like 'there are plenty more fish...
KRYSTAL SUTHERLAND

I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean...
LISA GLATT

How can you tell? That I like books, I mean.

The look on your face when you walked in, so...
CASSANDRA CLARE

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it rea...
EDWARD R. MURROW

I'd grown up loving English films. I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA

I don't know. I guess I'm going to go out on that field and see. When you sign a deal like this, you...
B.J. RYAN

I would be lying if I said I cut out all dessert. When I'm training, I try to satisfy those crav...
JOSIE LOREN

I think that nothing is impossible when you want to fulfill a dream. A lot of people will tell you t...
THALIA

But I know, somehow, that only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.

But I know, somehow, that only when it is dark enough can you see the stars.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all...
STEVEN WRIGHT

I've been thinking about it, and that poem, that guy that wrote it, he meant you're gold when you're...
S.E. HINTON

I don't feel that the jurors were fair and impartial when you go in to deliberations saying things l...
EVELYN EZELL

I think one of the highest compliments you can give a person is that when you are talking to him, yo...
DAVID LEVITHAN

I wish you could tell me where you are now. I mean, I know you’re dead, but I think there must be ...
AVA DELLAIRA

Always look on the bright side of life. (Monty Python)
MICHAEL PALIN

I know we didn't like him a whole bunch when we played against him in Minnesota, (him) stepping on b...
AARON ROWAND

You can take of a man's money, but when it's all said and done, you've only taken his money. When yo...
WAYNE NEWTON

I mean, you can?t spot a guy like that a second around this track with only a few laps to go. That w...
NICKY HAYDEN

My ugly one, I love you for your waist of gold,
my beauty, I love you because of a wrinkle on y...
PABLO NERUDA

Sometimes when I'm going to the supermarket to get the coffee and cat litter, I get freaked out ...
KATE BUSH

If you say, 'I listen to pop,' you picture this kind of perfect, colorful, polished song. I ...
TOVE LO

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
THE DOORS

I like solitude. It is when you truly hear and speak your natural, unadulterated mind, and out comes...
CRISS JAMI

One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every pict...
MITCH HEDBERG

And you, Ring-bearer,’ she said, turning to Frodo. ‘I come to you last who are not last in my th...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN

I realized that day that blessings come in a variety of shapes, colors, and sizes.
CRAIG GROESCHEL

When you make documentaries or short films, you have to have eyes and ears in the back of your head ...
BRUCE WEBER

Words are like coin—it pays to hoard."
"Until you die on a bed of gold," Paran said.
STEVEN ERIKSON

I think it's good for him to be around his other family, and his brothers on this football team. I t...
MARCUS WASHINGTON

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark

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