Your child's not looking at you and going, 'Mmm, I love a clavicle. Let me nestle into that.'

I'm never going to be a modern gal. I love colonial. I love early American. I love a big rectangular piece of brown furniture on a hardwood floor.

Before you're a mom you don't know what gear is going to be relevant.

I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.

I love you if you love me.

It's amazing what sleep does for your looks.