Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

No other profession is subject to the public contempt and derision that sometimes befalls lawyers. the bitter fruit of public incomprehension of the law itself and its dynamics.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.