You're not going to hear me sing about being on a tractor or being married... because I don't know anything about that.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

As a five-year-old kid, I used to sit in front of the TV - I never missed 'Dukes of Hazzard,' not once. It was me and my dad's show.

You can't sing about love unless you know about it.

And as long as people want to hear me sing, I don't know why I'd retire.