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You want perennials in the bud-to-early flowering stage of development for maximum control during the growing season.


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ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We're still in the development stage for that.
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UNKNOWN We think the market is in a very early stage.... We want to help the market grow.
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AUGUST WILSON It kind of sets the stage for the next season.
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WILLIAM KORMAN We strongly object on a moral level to the destruction of human beings at any stage of development f...
DENNIS POUST Emily has looked very good for us early in the season.
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DAVE HUPPERT I don't spend a lot of time asking "WHY?" Instead I focus on what I should do now or how I should re...
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MARTIN MCDONAGH This early in the season,
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I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang
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MIKE MCCAUL Beautify your breath – beautify your life.
AMIT RAY The paddling is very good, especially for being so early in the season.
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ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Anna was unconscious early, and we were handling the ball well at the start. We don't see pressure l...
CHAD HALL We have got to win our home games if we want to take control in post season play.
CRAIG RODEN It's a relatively slow-growing market. I wouldn't say it's doing great in Europe because the technol...
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MARC BULGER I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON We've branched out to sing in the nursing homes and for shut-ins during the Christmas season.
FLORENCE EVANS Now is everything
Now is the essence
Now is the focus
Focus on the now
For that ...
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JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
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JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s always me, isn’t it? I’m not really a very nice person, but for some reason it’s always...
JEFF LINDSAY