You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear

Children have but little charity for one another's defects

There is more real pleasure to be gotten out of a malicious act, where your heart is in it, than out of thirty acts of a nobler sort.

A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.