You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.