You sound so reasonable for a man who's been jilted. Can't you sound a bit angry? You just lost the best sex of your life. Punch a wall or something!

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it."
She groaned. "The horrible part is that I don't think you're joking.

Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts.But your head still thinks it's 23.

He'd be hurt, but he'd be alive.

Beatrix, do you know what happens to girls who ask such naughty questions?”
“They’re ravished in haylofts?” she inquired hopefully.