You shouldn't just be a band, ... If you've got the time and you've got the space you've got to make something of it. We might balls the whole thing up but you've got to try!
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Related Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one. WILL ROGERS So youve been over into Russia? said Bernard Baruch, and I answered very literally, I have been over... LINCOLN STEFFENS Love this life youve been given... ever-exciting, twists & turns, plot flips, unsuspecting surprises... EULLYS "JEWELZ" HINNANT III Once you commit to something, you've got to commit the whole way. Try and make the best of it. MALCOLM MCDOWELL I felt like this was the best I've thrown in a long time. I just got two balls up, and I got caught ... JASON VARGAS I got the whole band set up in the basement and we are jamming. SEBASTIAN BACH Our defense just played amazing. We got a lot of tipped balls and got some fast breaks. That opened ... CHAD HETTERMANN You've got to try to jump on a pitch early, get something that gets a little bit of the plate. If th... PHIL GARNER My emotions just got the best of me. I got frustrated, but it was just in me to try and get a W. JEFF STEWART We've got to come together and make sure we've got the whole team hitting on eight cylinders if we a... BILL DORENKOTT I've got to sit back and let plays come to me, ... rather than thinking I've got to make a play. Bec... CARLOS ROGERS You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it. MEL BROOKS After the first time I got traded - I was in the bullpen warming up for a game in Double A, and I go... DREW POMERANZ I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES When you have a chance, you've got take it, you can't just wait around for something to happen. You'... SCOTT PODSEDNIK The regular season is here now so you don't have time to worry about none of that anyway, ... You've... PLAXICO BURRESS I've got to be honest, there's no pleasure when you're working. DANA PLATO We did what we had to do to win. We got rebounds when we had to and got to loose balls. Players step... BUD OGDEN We've got a lot of kids going through the conference tournament for the first time. We've got to kee... BART LUNDY If somebody was smart enough right now to come out and say, "You know what, we've got the people, we... JERRY DOYLE We have the same mentality. We just have to get the job done. It's one thing to say and another to d... MATT APPLEBAUM We got a lot of balls in the box and we got a lot of [scoring] opportunities. We finished them off. ERIC SIMS You have to relate it to something they've experienced. When you make that connection, you've got to... ERIN VIERLING We didn't pound the ball. We just hit a lot of ground balls and flares. But we got the job done. BRIAN DIATTE The answer makes me sick. But here it is, and it's just like it's supposed to be: You've got the bes... LARRY COYER You know if you don't do something in a big hurry, it's all going to slip away. We need to do someth... AL JOHNSON We caught him in traffic and got up beside of him, but he got up on the wheel and got it done. MARK MARTIN We've got to do something to make these folks whole, BRUCE BABBITT Every game, we're going to go for it, so when we get into playoff time, it's not like, '... DAN QUINN If you want to make good use of your time, you've got to know what's most important and then give it... LEE IACOCCA I've got your picture that you gave to me and it's signed with love just like it used to be<... GEORGE BEDARD We've got to understand when we do get a turnover, you've got to either make something happen or hol... CLEVE TOUCHBERRY You make observations, write theories to fit them, try experiments to disprove the theories and, if ... KARY MULLIS I need to know that there even is such a thing as okay, or maybe not just okay, maybe even good, and... KATJA MILLAY You've got to have room to run, but it's a whole offensive unit thing, ... We have to be determined ... MARCEL SHIPP I think I was more nervous yesterday sitting on the bench. Obviously, when I woke up this morning I ... MARK BUEHRLE Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all. JOAN JETT Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up that's all. JOAN JETT We've got to do a lot of things better. But the main thing is we got the win and got those first-gam... DANNY HAMBLIN If you got something to say, you should say it or it's just gonna tear you up inside. MACGYVER We made some key plays defensively in the second half. We got our hands on some balls, got some impo... DAVE KRAUTH The most important thing to me wasn't to keep up (academically) just to play. If you're going to do ... ANDRE MCMILLAN We've got to stop with the meetings and all the other stuff that goes on. If we meet, it's got to be... TONY MEOLA I took a glance at the clock, and I only saw a couple of seconds and I still had three balls there. ... DIRK NOWITZKI It's going to take time and patience with this group to believe in the system. We've got to keep wor... BRENDAN WITT I turn on my computer. I wait patiently as it connects. I go online. My breath catches in my chest u... YOU'VE GOT MAIL Joe Fox: The Godfather answers all of life's questions. What to pack for a trip? "Leave the gun, tak... YOU'VE GOT MAIL AT&T is trying to free-ride on a term ( YOU'VE GOT MAIL If I ever get out of here I'm getting my eyes lasered. YOU'VE GOT MAIL George Pappas: For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women. YOU'VE GOT MAIL Kathleen Kelly: Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one. It got on... YOU'VE GOT MAIL I like Patricia. I LOVE Patricia. Patricia makes COFFEE nervous. YOU'VE GOT MAIL As the band got more successful, it was increasingly difficult to get people to take a risk with som... PETER GABRIEL We just never got in sync tonight. It was just one of those games, where we just went through the wh... JAMES RANKINS Why are so many people afraid to make even the smallest effort to help others?
One of the most commo... ANTHONY ROBBINS We're still alive. We've got our heads just barely below water, but we've got time to pick it back u... RYAN NEWMAN You've got to stay level-headed and let everything develop. But at the same time you've kind of got ... GEOFF PETERS I hit it decent, I just got a little under it, but it just got up in the wind and it just carried. CRAIG GENTRY It is good we are still talking about our chances of winning cups at this time of year. The importan... GARY SPEED I'm trained as a teacher; that's the only thing I've got a certificate for. QUENTIN BLAKE It's easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't got a thin... MAHALIA JACKSON It's easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't got a thin... MAHALIA JACKSON He's impressive. It seemed like he drove balls, pulled balls and then he drove one the other way. He... BRAD HALSEY The thing about Josh is he does not beat himself. He throws strikes, he moves the ball in and out. I... MIKE SEVIER We've got players that know the system and have been here long enough. We just got to make it happen... JOE HORNBACK You got to try and reach for the stars or try and achieve the unreachable. CATHY FREEMAN I don't know where we're going, but you've got to look up. The NCAA tournament obviously is in jeopa... ERIC DEVENDORF You know we'd been pressing the whole game and we hadn't gotten that many turnovers. They'd been bre... JUSTIN RIDENOUR We are a little undersized. So we've got to do it this way. We've got to be fast. We've got to be sm... MIKE HOLMGREN I thought we played pretty well, but we just didn't make enough plays. That was the thing we've got ... CHARLES WOODSON We can't be an up-down team, we've just got to be a solid team to stop the run throughout whole year... CHARLES GRANT He has the mentality. He's been a closer his entire career, and nothing affects him a whole lot. But... MARC GUSTAFSON I hope maybe they can see how you've got work just as hard in class as you do in football if you wan... BRUCE HALL When it was raining so hard we said we got to run the ball, and when it stopped and it looked like t... SEAN BRENNAN We're still alive now. We've got our heads just barely below water, but we've got time to pick it ba... RYAN NEWMAN It's definitely an honor. It's not something we talk about a whole lot around here. We got the nod a... JAMES VILADE The elite is sitting up there with no losses, ... Then you got the good guys. We just got thrown dow... BOBBY BOWDEN I just told the guys yesterday, you want to win the whole thing you've got to beat everybody. We jus... BARRY MIZZELL I just settled down. I had to be aggressive and step it up a bit. I just got a little more confident... EMILY GERBER If we knock down a couple shots, it's a totally different basketball game. At the end of regulation ... BRET REEDY Something needs to be done and they have gone after the best British coach in the country, someone w... DENIS BETTS We want it to be an event rather than just a band up on stage playing. We wouldn't have it any other... ZACKY VENGEANCE You dont got to be the best, you just got to want it more than the next mother fucker CHRIS MACHADO It's great for us. We've just got to keep playing defense and play even better if we want to win the... CHRIS RICHARD Nobody can replace those guys. We've just got to try to do the best we can with what we've got. EUGENE WILSON They've got some big, heavy guys who are going to be coming to try to bang us down and weigh on us. ... ROD WILLIAMS We just wanted to try and attack and we got it down to the post a little bit. And that opened it up ... JAMAL DURHAM We just couldn't get anything going on offense. We got the shots, but a lot rimmed out. We know we'r... HOLLY TREAT We got down so quick, double digits it certainly doesn't make for a lot of enthusiasm when you are u... BOB MELVIN We've got to get all 11 people on offense doing the right thing at the right time, ... If we've got ... DAUNTE CULPEPPER Early in the year we lost Ben for a while (to an inner-ear ailment) and as a pitching staff we picke... CHRIS CAPUANO We realize they've got other customers. They've got China. They've got India,” Slaughter continued... LOUISE SLAUGHTER God got it all wrong;
of who ought to be wearing dicks and balls. KARAN PATADE Back in the day, when I started, you were still allowed to make mistakes. You got to make your mista... VAL MCDERMID We got really aggressive, especially when we went small. We got loose balls, we didn't turn the ball... LARRY BROWN In the history of pilot reports, 'Seinfeld' has got to be one of the worst of all time. WARREN LITTLEFIELD If you leave your dreams on your pillow, you might as well just stay in bed. To make dreams come tru... TONI SORENSON The style has changed from the last time we got uniforms. Band uniforms change just like any other t... BILL HARDEN We were right there. We've just got to keep pushing. We are going to be a good team, we've just got ... D.J. STRAWBERRY I've got no timetable. I'm sort of sick of timetables, to be honest. SHIRLEY MANSON
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JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed. JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ... JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect. JOSH BILLINGS My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in... JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. JOSH BILLINGS Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ... JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor. JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge... JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless. JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ... JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,... JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess. JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense. JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl... JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all... JOSH LIEB One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n... JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo... JOSH DUHAMEL