You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in the news. That's the guy that comes off like you have to be angry every week about new topics and snotty about something. That's what I'm trying to avoid.

I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if I'm paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see who's funniest, with everyone treated equally.

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.