You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off

There are two things that can disrupt the American economy. One is a war. The other is a meeting of The Federal Reserve Board.