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You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.


Ilona Andrews

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Roman slapped his hand over his...
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LISA ADLER Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I This is Division I. When I was at junior college they didn't hit like that. I left my feet. I slowed...
CLINTON POLK I look at someone like Peter and I think, 'You're a moron.'
JOHNNY BORRELL I just use the head like a canvas. I take my clippers and go.
MICAHN CARTER Now, let's talk about your current situation. I see that one of my hounds got a little rough with yo...
BRANDY NACOLE May my hands fall from my wrists before I kill an artist like yourself," said the man in black. "I w...
WILLIAM GOLDMAN My weapon of choice is the nunchuck. I do like the bo as well, which I use, the staff. I'm not s...
SCOTT ADKINS When I first started swinging a bat, I swung righty. So one time, my dad came home, and he wanted to...
PRINCE FIELDER Do I have to use my feet? Can I knock the window out with my head?
WENDY O. WILLIAMS I shaved my head when I was 14 - is that bad? I asked my dad's permission first. He said, 'Y...
BREA GRANT Ive loved you my whole life, I just didnt know it until now
~ANYA SUNDQUIST~ The ball came over my head and it hit my hand. I said 'What do you call that ref?' and he said we wo...
DARREN WARD He said 'Saddam'. Then Saddam hit him in the head with an ash tray.
AHMED HASSAN I don’t hate you, Pattern,” Shallan said. “I hate the sword.” “But—” “The sword isn�...
BRANDON SANDERSON You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's no use in saying she isn't...
MARGARET JANVIER You are the night."
"I am the night," I repeated.
"You are the night."
I cocked my he...
MOLLY HARPER I shake my head. Scoffing, I look down. “It’s over.”

Griffin pinches my chin and fo...
AMANDA BOUCHET It's starting to sink in," Corny said. "I can almost look at you without wanting to bang my head aga...
HOLLY BLACK I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.
STEVEN WRIGHT I know you are not the same as him, Adam said. But in my head, everything is always so tangled. I am...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fa...
BRIAN ANDREAS I will make up a crush, you hear me?! I will look at a guy and say, for two months at least, 'I ...
ESTER DEAN I don't like to look sloppy. I'm a girly-girl.
FRANCES BEAN COBAIN One caller said that when he called in May, he said I was a moron, ... He said I'm no longer a moron...
TIM PURPURA People say I look like my father. My son is very much like him.
CARINE ROITFELD I, of course, was born as if I was a movie star in my head. Even though I had nothing, in my head I ...
KARAN JOHAR I always look forward to going for a walk in Rushcutters Bay Park, right down to the bottom where yo...
CATHERINE MARTIN The sword is very handsome. I am too old and infirm, as you see, to ever use a sword again, but I am...
GEORGE ROGERS CLARK My head was turned toward the puck and I saw him out of the corner of my eye. He got a pass, the puc...
MIKE AYERS After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher a...
MICKEY MANTLE After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher a...
BRANCH RICKEY I thought if I didnt take a break, I would do something even worse. Like yell or hang up the phone.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Once, in an interview with 'V' magazine, I said that I preferred Fitzgerald to Hemingway. I ...
DREE HEMINGWAY I laughed as I twisted to face him and raised my arm to hit in one move. He caught my wrist and my l...
MICHELLE HODKIN I hit him with one of my moves I was known for in high school, a head lock. Once I got him in the po...
BRENT JONES And David said unto Ahimelech, And is there not here under thine hand spear or sword? for I have nei...
BIBLE You saw me out there today, ... I was like a chicken with my head cut off.
LANCE SCHULTERS Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."
My head jerked around and I shot him ...
JEANIENE FROST Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful...
ILONA ANDREWS Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me!...
CASSANDRA CLARE I felt him scrambling. I fell backwards, and when I hit the rocks I felt my back break, like a pop, ...
NANCY CAMERO I was never sloppy with other people's money. Only my own. Because I figure, well, you can be.
FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a ...
CHARLES BARKLEY You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet k...
EMMA MCLAUGHLIN In my head, I was figuring, 'I thought I hit it better than that,'
FRANK CATALANOTTO That was our strategy against him, to play over and in. I was trying to guard against a hit in front...
CASEY BLAKE You know, you seem like a completely different person, now that you're with this new boyfriend. You ...
ELIZABETH GILBERT My sword I give to him that shall succeed me in my pilgrimage, and my courage and skill to him that ...
JOHN BUNYAN Of course, money matters to everyone even if some don't want to admit it. If I won the Race to D...
RORY MCILROY Hi, Your Majesty, we drugged your love muffin and then let her walk out into the dark, in the sn...
ILONA ANDREWS Look for God, suggests my Guru. Look for God like a man with his head on fire looks for water.
ELIZABETH GILBERT If you do not help me," Tessa said to Jem, "I swear, I will change into you, and I will lift him mys...
CASSANDRA CLARE I don't want to look sloppy, because then I feel sloppy.
KARL LAGERFELD You moved my head so that it was lying in your lap.
"Keep your eyes open," you said. "Stay wit...
LUCY CHRISTOPHER You look confused," said Adrian.
I shook my head and sighed. "I think I'm just overthinking thi...
RICHELLE MEAD If I go to a seminar and someone like you or someone like him is talking, I'm never part of the grou...
ARTHUR GODFREY I don’t like seeing you hit.”
“Well, to be quite honest, I don’t like being hit unless ...
TAMMY BLACKWELL Dad, youre so far off the mark I can't even...Lincoln hasn't pressured me at all!" I grabbed my bag ...
JESSICA SHIRVINGTON The door opens, and I turn my head, my heart thudding at the sight of Griffin. Tall, broad, muscular...
AMANDA BOUCHET My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself.
J.K. ROWLING It's the best hit of my career, ... But it's what you do tomorrow. I don't look at the past, I don't...
ALBERT PUJOLS I thought they were just going to use my head.
CAROLE SIMONS You didn't," John said, stepping from the shadows as he clapped for me, "even hit your head this tim...
MEG CABOT Whether it's soundtracking a moment in my life or just motivating me to hit the gym, I constantl...
REID SCOTT I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to...
GEORGE CARLIN Then Jix locked eyes with him and said very calmly, "If you hit her, I will open my mouth wide enoug...
NEAL SHUSTERMAN I said on numerous occasions how I feel about my father. I love him with all my heart.
CAM NEWTON I didn't hit the ball; I didn't feel like I came with my 'A' game. That's all you can really say abo...
BRIAN GRALEY You think you can make me like you again?”
I look over at her and give my head the slightest...
COLLEEN HOOVER I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera.
LIBBA BRAY I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good ...
ROLF HARRIS When I was growing up, there was nobody in my family - not even my mother - who I could look to and ...
FRANK OCEAN I thought told you to watch where you put your feet," he said accusingly. Erak shrugged.
I did,...
JOHN FLANAGAN As a teenager, I wanted to look like the early '90s curvy supermodels. Even in my early 20s, I a...
VICTORIA PENDLETON Stay back,"I warned. "Stay away from him." They kept coming. "Stay back!" I yelled. They stopped. Ex...
RICHELLE MEAD (Expletive) great, ... Shave my head, cover me in blood, and I'm into it. Learn to fight with a swor...
PETER DINKLAGE Moreover, I have boundary issues with men. Or maybe that’s not fair to say. To have issues with bo...
ELIZABETH GILBERT You know how you wake up in the morning and sometimes you look gorgeous and other times you look lik...
MARISKA HARGITAY I wish you'd stop desperately trying to get my attention like this," he said. "It's become embarrass...
CASSANDRA CLARE I don't see any use in finding out things and clogging up my head with them when I mayn't ever have ...
MARK TWAIN I didn't see a charge. He kind of turned just as Milan went to hit him. I thought it was a clean hit...
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ILONA ANDREWS I've read your summary."
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"If you call me, I won't pick up the phone."
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ILONA ANDREWS I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him.
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And the rest of the time?
The rest o...
ILONA ANDREWS It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I d...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is there with you?"

"Raphael"

Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in...
ILONA ANDREWS Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your lif...
ILONA ANDREWS We can do subtle," I assured her.
"It's our middle name," Andrea added.
For some odd reaso...
ILONA ANDREWS He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still...attached?"
"I can't get it off...
ILONA ANDREWS Who is Hunter Becker?"
"Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?"
"I would've preferre...
ILONA ANDREWS We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He i...
ILONA ANDREWS Would you like to work here with me?
We have no clients and the pay is shit.
ILONA ANDREWS Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.
ILONA ANDREWS What do you mean fainted?
Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after...
ILONA ANDREWS I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I ...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned.
"Would you like me to pull over and ...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“I’m outraged!” I snarled....
ILONA ANDREWS I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be kill...
ILONA ANDREWS I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board
ILONA ANDREWS The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make ...
ILONA ANDREWS Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods....
ILONA ANDREWS Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
ILONA ANDREWS The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was...
ILONA ANDREWS My mind struggled to formulate a coherent though, any thought. I opened my mouth. "Your pajamas have...
ILONA ANDREWS Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.
ILONA ANDREWS I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting
for the other team, I�...
ILONA ANDREWS I gave him my Order smile: sweet grin, hard eyes, reached over to my passenger seat, and pulled out ...
ILONA ANDREWS You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare.
A lit...
ILONA ANDREWS Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re touching me,” I chided him.
He caressed my back, sliding his hand down, hitting eve...
ILONA ANDREWS Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You'r...
ILONA ANDREWS Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?”

“I’m not imp...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.
That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was t...
ILONA ANDREWS Someone pounded on the office door. Barabas moved to the door, slid aside the metal shutter covering...
ILONA ANDREWS My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scrat...
ILONA ANDREWS Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze.
“...
ILONA ANDREWS The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things,...
ILONA ANDREWS At first glance you looked at Kate and thought “fighter,” maybe merc. Five inches taller than me...
ILONA ANDREWS Curran and Kate stood by the door.
“I can’t believe you decided to come down here and check...
ILONA ANDREWS You’re the most experienced investigator I’ve got who’s not tied up in something, and I can’...
ILONA ANDREWS Kate smirked.
"What?"
"Your horse looks pink."
"So?"
"If you paste some stars on...
ILONA ANDREWS It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.
ILONA ANDREWS Our standard rate. A doubloon a day."
It was generous. More than generous--some families would ...
ILONA ANDREWS So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activitie...
ILONA ANDREWS Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring...
ILONA ANDREWS The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell a...
ILONA ANDREWS Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the momen...
ILONA ANDREWS Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
ILONA ANDREWS I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
ILONA ANDREWS Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I ...
ILONA ANDREWS