You only have a week to do a show. I mean, there's only so deep you can dig in that week.

You only have a week to do a show. I mean, there's only so deep you can dig in that week.

I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later that you really shouldn't find any at all.

The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.

There's nothing worse than putting two similar shows back-to-back. Viewers don't want to watch one show and then sit through another half-hour of almost the same thing.

Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like you ordered wrong.