You [Maria Shriver] are so wonderful. You are so beautiful. I have wanted to meet you for the longest time. I'm hitting on you because you're husband is on the other side of the room.

The thing that kept bringing us back to Pete's movie is that it was a story about real people. It (also) had a very specific locale; Chicago is to this movie what Boston was to 'Good Will Hunting,' ... It was enormously heartfelt and, ultimately, nobody could deny being moved by his story.

Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out!

Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.

I much prefer being a man. Women have to spend so much time pulling themselves together, and their shoes kill your feet.

He is one of those wise philanthropists who in a time of famine would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks