You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.

This war is like an actress who is getting old. It is less and less photogenic and more and more dangerous.