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Related MITCH HEDBERG DEYTH BANGER Our fly fishing show is different than most because it is all hands-on. If you want to tie flies we ... ALLEN FORSHAGE DEYTH BANGER When the predator fish are gone, there is no fish for the sport fishermen to catch and when the spor... RUBE MCMULLEN A lot of people don't want a million-dollar house. They just want to live a simple life and catch fi... BILL TUCKER HENRY DAVID THOREAU Social entrepreneurs are not content just to give a fish or teach how to fish. They will not rest un... BILL DRAYTON DEYTH BANGER Mobile is a seaport town, and we ate a lot of seafood. We'd go fishing, we'd catch our fish ... BILLY WILLIAMS They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it. JAMES C. DOBSON DAVE BARRY People could have it three or four times a week if they want to. People in other countries eat fish ... DONNA KERNODLE TREVOR NOAH We want to avoid a possible fish kill, due to the fish being exposed to the oil that is on the surfa... WILLIAM HYATT This is a hands-on event that's geared toward beginners and intermediate fly fishers. People at this... ALLEN FORSHAGE When you have the small companies without the aid of expert advice on intellectual property interest... BEVERLY WILLIAMS DEYTH BANGER The Marine Aquarium Council really wants us to keep the coral and the fish safe. They are not saying... ALEXANDER GOULD HENRY DAVID THOREAU They become a huge factor only when so few fish are left for the fishermen to catch. GLEN SPAIN HENRY DAVID THOREAU DAN QUAYLE Show them what they want to see, tell them what they want to hear, when we strike, it will be too la... POATE J MATAIRAVULA KURT COBAIN What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you shoul... DAVE ATTELL What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you s... DAVE ATTELL ADAM GRANT They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to th... WILLIAM E. GEIST It seems like when you want someone they dont want you. When someone wants you, you don't want them.... OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN ENGLISH PROVERB KURT COBAIN ANDY WARHOL The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow to an animal THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you s... DAVE ATTELL J.D. SALINGER If you hold on to something is bc you don't want lose it, yet I learned that you have to let it go w... DAVID MATEOS I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emu... ANTHONY JESELNIK I just want to start the year off good and this is the best way to do it, catch fish and go home and... DAVE POTTER i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g... DALLY SALAD ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Some people don't fish for compliments; they catch them, fry them up and serve them on a platter. DANIEL BRYANT GATES CRAIG GROESCHEL When you play a show or festival, people know what they're getting; they want it. Then you'r... TYLER JOSEPH They have managed to destroy commercial fishing here. Soon, you'll be lucky to see even one of us le... BOB SPAETH They want to demystify wine. They want the can. They want something that's different so they can mak... VIC MOTTO Everyone must follow the (Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission) laws. It's mostly catch and release... MATT BRUNO GEORGE ALLEN, SR. GEORGE ALLEN Everyone of them is staying, ... They dont want to go back. They have told me that. AMY COLLINS DANIEL GREENBERG Fish is an excellent low-fat food and a great source of protein, vitamins and minerals. We want peop... DR. MAXINE HAYES Typing and read receipts make a lot of sense for messaging. You write a letter, you put it in an env... EVAN SPIEGEL What I want to know is where (in the lake) they're going to dump these fish after they weigh them. WAYNE SMITH You can definitely make them better. A couple of guys have gotten better already. You stay on top of... JIM LEYLAND The 'Road Rules' thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little... THEO VON SUZANNE COLLINS We want our audience to be able to stay in touch so if they?re walking down the street and they get ... CYRIAC ROEDING Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.LARKEN ROSE ANN LANDERS "Always love people for who they are, not for whom you like them to be." ~ Tom Baker TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN If you ask the fish whether they'd rather have an oil spill or a season of fishing, I wouldn'... CARL SAFINA Often, they expose it, then poop on it just to let you know they found it and they're not going to g... STAN GEHRT DAN CASTELLANETA people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don... CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ STEVE JOBS People want what they want, for as long as they want it, then tastes change and something else works... VINCE GILLIGAN Most fresh-water fish eat water fleas at some point in their lives. They are an important food sourc... DEREK J. TAYLOR People want to say something negative before they say something good. ESTELLE It was one of those once-in-a-lifetime deals. The fish were really turned on. I'd guess I caught fis... DAN JONES For us, the Chinese proverb must be restated: we do not want the gift of a fish; neither do we expec... FRANCISCO FLORES For us, the Chinese proverb must be restated: we do not want the gift of a fish; neither do we expec... FRANCISCO FLORES MAURICE STRONG They aren't the easiest fish to catch. The experienced guy who knows how to catch them might have so... MARK LITER Democrats give away their old clothes; Republicans wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators; De... SEAN DONLON Men are still men. When they call on the phone, they just want something big and beautiful. And they... ARLINE HUCKABAY It could make the difference in whether they catch it early, and when you catch something early, it'... JANET LEWIS In the late 19th and early 20th century, many states began to regulate fish and game harvests, and t... MARC SLONIN I really was interested in doing something for a premium channel like Showtime or HBO, just because ... BEN SCHWARTZ TIM O'BRIEN SANTOSH KALWAR It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should buy a plane ticket and go somewhere hot like the C... LADY VICTORIA HERVEY Courtney was right we really do need to work on ball placement. For a while when I talked to my kids... MARIANNE BRETSCHNEIDER GEORGE A. ROMERO STEVE HARVEY By working cooperatively, Washington and Oregon have been able to provide important recreational and... BILL TWEIT HUGH LAURIE We've just got to learn from it. When they make the catch, we have to make the tackle. MARCO COLEMAN We had over 800 people here on Tuesday. There were lots of kids on spring break and they were catchi... ALLEN FORSHAGE If you want to make pictures and enjoy making them, you better go out and make something that a lot ... HOWARD HAWKS In the past, they had pretty good quotas for salmon. They let people fish, the more ice we sell. JOE MARQUES They can not just pull the trigger anytime they want. They can not just shoot to kill when they want... LUZ MARTINEZ DANIEL PAULY They may the better fish in the water when it is troubled. RICHARD GRAFTON That kind of forgiveness is of God. And if they have it, they have it, and if they don't, well, mayb... JAMES C. DOBSON PAUL WATSON They have tremendous talent. They have a fundamental line. They keep it simple. They get 5 yards and... JOHN SULLIVAN BARBARA DE ANGELIS Hunting and fishing involve killing animals with devices (such as guns) for which the animals have n... MARC BEKOFF It's their decision, not mine. If I have to switch, I'll have to. If they want me at second, I'll go... CESAR IZTURIS
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You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't... 
And what do they want!? 
Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after. 
When people don't like you... you feel it. They don't pay attention at you... they some kind a ignor... 
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. 
People love to say, “Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’l... 
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. 
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'... 
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. 
The main principles for trout fishing are food and cover. If fish can get under the (ice) shelf and ... 
In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish 
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. 
When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and sometimes they die before t... 
You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it. 
If you want a fried fish to fly and enter your mouth, you must keep waiting till the unending time e... 
Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worr... 
If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks. 
If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks. 
You can't make someone learn something - you really can't teach someone something - they hav... 
Okay, listen to me, you're stronger than they are. You are. They just want a good show, that's all t... 
If you want to catch a trout, don't fish in a herring barrel 
You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after ... 
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you g... 
If you want to maintain a sustainable supply of fish you have to farm the fish, rather than mine the... 
But this too is true: stories can save us. 
The deadline is set and they think I am their pet. 
The studios aren't going to credit the genre as much as they are, you know, the marketing of an indi... 
A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s eith... 
We want different things. Men want to have sex with a woman. Then they want to have sex with another... 
There is no need for an end to fish, or to fishing for that matter. But there is an urgent need for ... 
The Polynesians used to have a system where they proclaimed a fishing area as 'taboo.' If an... 
You can't ask for what you want unless you know what it is. A lot of people don't know what they wan... 
Dogs are forever in the push up postion. 
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal. 
When business leaders ask me what they can do for Indiana, I always reply: 'Make money. Go make ... 
My funeral," the Blue Man said. "Look at the mourners. Some did not even know me well, yet they came... 
If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it's goi... 
My jaw dropped, ... I felt shame that I had to find out over the television, then felt sorrow and a ... 
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions ...