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It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands...
JEFF MILLER
I've often argued that oil and gas exploration is a state's rights issue. It is abundantly c...
JEFF MILLER
I have always been a firm believer in the longstanding American principle of having the right to bea...
JEFF MILLER
Far too often we see attention paid to the firearm and not the criminal.
JEFF MILLER
All are free to believe or not believe; all are free to practice a faith or not. But those who belie...
JEFF MILLER
According to the U.S. Census, the most common reason people give for not voting is that they were to...
JEFF MILLER
I think it's unconscionable for a Senator from Massachusetts to come down here and tell the peop...
JEFF MILLER
I continue to vote against such spending increases, but sometimes I think some of my Republican coll...
JEFF MILLER
Democrats have no agenda, no plan for the future, and no sense of leadership.
JEFF MILLER
Second, the facility at Guantanamo Bay is necessary to national security.
JEFF MILLER
The marriage of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution, honored in all cultures and ...
JEFF MILLER
In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. ...
JEFF MILLER
That future depends on the values of self-government, our sense of duty, loyalty, self-confidence an...
JEFF MILLER
We need religion as a guide. We need it because we are imperfect. Our government needs the church, b...
JEFF MILLER
The democratic process is only as great as the people who participate in it.
JEFF MILLER
To be able to always have a super sense of who I was and my own real identity and be petty and seem ...
JEFF GOLDBLUM
The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine.
JEFF BEZOS
All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say there's no one for you, But here is one...
JEFF BUCKLEY
I don't really need to be remembered. I hope the music's remembered.
JEFF BUCKLEY
Legislation is the only lasting solution for the men and women brought to this country through no fa...
JEFF DENHAM
Decades of scientific research has proven that carbon pollution is harmful to human health and cause...
JEFF MERKLEY
Great industries are never made from single companies. There is room in space for a lot of winners.
JEFF BEZOS
I'm skeptical of any mission that has advertisers at its centerpiece.
JEFF BEZOS
The perception of Donald Trump in capitals around the world is shaped, in many ways, by CNN. Continu...
JEFF ZUCKER
The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk ...
JEFF BEZOS
I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.
JEFF KINNEY
In reality, studies show that investments to spur renewable energy and boost energy efficiency gener...
JEFF GOODELL
Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there...
JEFF DUNHAM
I'm often loose with my tongue. I may have said something about the NAACP being un-American or C...
JEFF SESSIONS
I've always been at the intersection of computers and whatever they can revolutionize.
JEFF BEZOS
A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard th...
JEFF BEZOS
I belong to the political party that generally fits my philosophical beliefs, but I reserve the righ...
JEFF FORTENBERRY
The House of Representatives should not be locked down by the decided play of a few in leadership.
JEFF FORTENBERRY
Being myself is what got me to where I am.
JEFF HARDY
The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting g...
JEFF MILLER
I think fear is what keeps us from going over the edge. I mean, as a race car driver, I don't th...
JEFF GORDON
What we need to do is always lean into the future; when the world changes around you and when it cha...
JEFF BEZOS
I first read 'Tom Sawyer' when I was in 8th grade, 13 years old. I realised since that Mark ...
JEFF NICHOLS
If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powe...
JEFF BEZOS
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a red...
JEFF FOXWORTHY
I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.
JEFF DUNHAM
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be...
JEFF KINNEY
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an...
JEFF FOXWORTHY
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
JEFF FOXWORTHY
There'll always be serendipity involved in discovery.
JEFF BEZOS
Your reaction when you lose control in a situation is to try and hang on tighter.
JEFF NICHOLS
Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands.
JEFF COOPER
Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r...
JEFF MERKLEY
My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t...
JEFF DUNHAM
A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma...
JEFF LINDSAY
Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h...
JEFF LINDSAY
Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert...
JEFF PHILLIPS
I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
JEFF FORTENBERRY
By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES
Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY
¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY
Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY
That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY
Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY
She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY
I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY
Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY
But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY
It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY
It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY
Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY
the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY
…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY
What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY
It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY
It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY
What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY
And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY
It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY
Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY
I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY

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