You know what happened, she went, she went to a zoo, and a tiger, and I'm serious, scratched her.

It's like Randy went deaf this year. I don't know what happened.

When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me.

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.

He assaults a ball like Tiger Woods,