You know that guy who could get any girl? That's me, on crack.


Jason Reitman

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Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
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"Can'...
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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I get so sad that sad gets to be.
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You're just worried they'll hire a male instructor and he'll be hotter than you."
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There's always that one guy who gets a hold on you.
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I like her," Brad said, chuckling.
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That this girl would know exactly how to shatter me.
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There's always going to be the circumstances you can't plan for. There's always the unex...
JASON SILVA
We think of computers as smart and powerful machines. But your goldfish is smarter.
JASON FRIED
Meetings should be like salt - a spice sprinkled carefully to enhance a dish, not poured recklessly ...
JASON FRIED
A lot of people relate leadership to formalities. They believe that leadership is about being profes...
JASON FRIED
I suppose that's the European way, dangerous and hairy.
JASON STATHAM
As my life changes, it gives me new things to write about.
JASON ISBELL
If someone's got a fear of heights, they'd probably say, well, hanging off a helicopter at 3...
JASON STATHAM
For me, it's always a failure of the imagination. I have that anxiety that time is passing, that...
JASON SILVA
I eat a lot. I'm a big sandwich dude. Turkey, mayonnaise, mustard, cheese, yes. I love craft ser...
JASON MITCHELL
I'm certainly not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt.
JASON STATHAM
Whatever you do, do it to the extreme.
JASON STATHAM
Take a martial art or a sport, something that gives you a skill, engages the body, and allows you th...
JASON STATHAM
I love to get behind the wheel and get competitive.
JASON STATHAM
The best things in life sometimes happen spontaneously.
JASON STATHAM
The fight training was very extensive, a lot of stretching, a lot of coordination of balance exercis...
JASON STATHAM
I've never been one to run around in Speedos on the beach.
JASON STATHAM
All of the stunt men - these are the unsung heroes. They really are. Nobody is giving them any credi...
JASON STATHAM
I don't go in for the high-end gyms with the high-tech equipment and all the fancy stuff.
JASON STATHAM
I'm enthusiastic and ambitious, and I work hard.
JASON STATHAM
I think being a competitive diver for years helps you focus and dedicate yourself to what's need...
JASON STATHAM
Once you expose your private life, if you give one little bit, the floodgates are open and everyone&...
JASON STATHAM
I've just got a really bad smile. I go for the scowl instead.
JASON STATHAM
You should never assume about someone.
JASON STATHAM
I'm naturally a protective person to those close to me.
JASON STATHAM
The insurance of working with a big, already successful franchise just gives you the chance to do ot...
JASON STATHAM
Your body is like a piece of dynamite. You can tap it with a pencil all day, but you'll never ma...
JASON STATHAM
The most frustrating thing about injuries is that they take so bloody long to heal.
JASON STATHAM
I've come from nowhere, and I'm not shy to go back.
JASON STATHAM
Revenge is a caustic thing. I say, Breathe in, breathe deeply, let it go.
JASON STATHAM
How long you can continue to be good at something is how much you believe in yourself and how much h...
JASON STATHAM
If you're going to do something, do it with style!
JASON STATHAM
I love getting dressed up in a suit because I don't do it all the time.
JASON STATHAM
Looking good and feeling good go hand in hand. If you have a healthy lifestyle, your diet and nutrit...
JASON STATHAM
Human beings are attracted to novelty: to probe the 'adjacent possible.' We didn't stay ...
JASON SILVA
It's easy to forget, as a leader, that when employees don't get the wide view, not only does...
JASON FRIED
I feel like sometimes people on television shows can start taking things for granted, or they don...
JASON RITTER
The only reason I ever do an independent film is that I believe in it, and I think it has something ...
JASON RITTER
I love the feeling of having as close to a steady job as you can ever have as an actor. I'm not ...
JASON RITTER
I love doing television.
JASON RITTER
I think as far as I've been able to understand from my friends that I went to college with and t...
JASON RITTER
I knew I really made it when my dad saw me in London and after the performance he had no notes to me...
JASON RITTER
A lot of times I would go into a room and audition for whatever sitcom it was and they would expect ...
JASON RITTER
I've certainly auditioned for big budget studio films. I don't know if it's because ther...
JASON RITTER
One of the fun things as an actor is to find a character that if you were to look up a rap sheet abo...
JASON RITTER
Even if I tried to be my dad, it would be a mediocre, slightly embarrassing version.
JASON RITTER
I don't have to have any special skills or martial arts in my back pocket.
JASON RITTER
Acting is a craft, and you need to study to be an actor.
JASON RITTER
I think at a certain point actors need to start taking responsibility for the kinds of stories they ...
JASON RITTER
I think I would cope like anyone copes with any tragedy. I'm sure I would be very upset for a wh...
JASON RITTER
Both men and women are really vast and boundless and yet in many films we're told that they'...
JASON RITTER
I'm a bit too much of a people pleaser and that can be frustrating for people in your life.
JASON RITTER