You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid out for them.

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see Matrix 12 or whatever the hell the flavor of the month is.

If you put people up on pedestals, there's only one way for them to go, and that is down.

If you have men who will only come if they know there is a good road, I don't want them. I want men who will come if there is no road at all.

You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them.