You know it's hot when the temperature is the same number as an FM radio station.

If you don't like the heat, get in the shade.

Crumbled-up paper makes good snowballs in summertime.

Better to dress too warm and be warm, then to dress too cold and be cold.

When we lose our wonder for the weather, we try to control everything.

I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.