You know it's a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

I knew she was right. Of course she was right. Bex was always right. She knew me better than I knew myself. But then again, isn't that a best friend's job?

Where does it say that women can't act like men sometimes? I saw a cute piece of meat and I said to myself, you only live once. Be a man

If women really wanted to change society, they could do it. I plan to change it. I just want to get married first.

I really hope he calls today, so I can hang up on him.

I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.