You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

I think that ultimately I just have to be myself. You know, I don't do anything that outlandish anyway.

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don't know that I want to see how everyone looks now.

...telling doesn't help me - it helps you. As Wilde says, It is the confession, not the priest, that gives absolution...

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.