You know I met you, Kist you, and prest you close within my arms, With all the tenderness of wifely love.

Well, I heard he liked to eat old wives' eggs.

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women

Beauty, like ice, our footing does betray; Who can tread sure on the smooth, slippery way: Pleased with the surface, we glide swiftly on, And see the dangers that we cannot shun.

And love's the noblest frailty of the mind.