You know, I always liked that about you, Janet. You think like a criminal.

Rocky, if I’ve learned anything from my train wreck of a marriage, it’s that no one can take care of me better than I can.

You were born rich and influential. You can do rich and influential in jammies and bunny slippers.

Lawyers claim that their clients have been grossly mistreated, which is what criminal defense lawyers are paid to do.

ALDERMAN, n. An ingenious criminal who covers his secret thieving with a pretence of open marauding.

My mind and gut are never simpatico: Every time I think somebody likes me, she doesn't; every time I think somebody doesn't like me, she does. This has never changed and I'm certain it never will.