You know how some people get sun-kissed, well i got sun bitch slapped

SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on."

"Fuck you. This is my house. I make the rules. You take your clothes off. John, get the Twister mat.

I believe that people with a sense of humor are the reason that there are emo kids, its kinda like the relationship with love and hate. Beacause without Love, theres no Hate. And without Hate there is no Love

She’s like a cross between an onion and donkey,” Farah said.
“Why?” Jason and Connor asked simultaneously.
“Cause she’s a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.” Farah laughed.

I find it ironic that sweatpants where made to RUN but , used for the opposite:)

You must be careful when you ask people whether they’re happy; it’s a question that can upset them a great deal.