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You haven't lived until you've died in California


Mort Sahl

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KEVIN MCDONALD And they all lived happily ever after, until they died.
ALI SMITH My life needs editing.
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MORT SAHL I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
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MORT SAHL I lived in San Pedro, California, which is, you know, on the west side of California, and it's w...
YURI KOCHIYAMA Here lies who, born a man, a grocer died. [Fr., Ne homme--mort epicier.]
ALFRED AUSTIN When I first started out, 'Time' magazine did an article on what it called 'the sick com...
BOB NEWHART Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I was born in Northern California and lived there until I was about eight years old. Then my parents...
BONNIE MCKEE You've never lived until you've almost died, for those who fought for it, life has a flavor the prot...
ANON. I've lived all over the country - Michigan, California, Texas, New Jersey, Rhode Island and, now...
SUE HUBBELL Even Jesus, three days, died. Who is strong doesn't make the strong. (Même Jésus, trois jours, est...
CHARLES DE LEUSSE You haven't lived until you've basked in the adoration of people.
JERRY SPINELLI How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort.
IN PAIRS.
TERRY PRATCHETT It's is better to of lived and died, than have never lived and tried.
JOHN L. FITZELL I've lived in California for six years and I've never surfed.
BILL SKARSGARD We live and die; Christ died and lived!
JOHN STOTT He kept the body intact and lived in isolation till he died Saturday
ASHOK KUMAR Altogether, Methuselah lived 969 years, and then he died
BIBLE I lived with my mother all my life until she died, and I don't really think I knew her, because ...
HARRIET WALTER We certainly havent lost any of the faith we have in the Carnival.
ANDREW FOX Who sees the death blinds the death. (Qui voit la mort - Aveugle la mort)
CHARLES DE LEUSSE I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.
HUMPHREY BOGART I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.
DOROTHY B. HUGHES Residents who have lived on this street -- about 1.5 miles in the area -- have all died.
CARRIE DAVIS This was a massive star that lived fast and died young.
DAVID BURROWS Never judge a person how he died, but how he lived.
RUDOLF JEROME RAGAY And, as long as I've lived in Southern California I've never done the autograph thing. So, I guess a...
KATHY MURRAY Do you realize i havent even begun to scratch the surface of the things i want to do to you?
MEREDITH WILD I was born the day you kissed me,
died the day you left me,
but lived for the time that yo...
ANJU I have lived with passion and in a hurry, trying to accomplish too many things. I never had time to ...
ISABEL ALLENDE La mort est comme la naissance :
un passage vers un nouveau monde
dont nous ne pouvons rie...
FRéDéRIC LENOIR Qu'Est-ce que la mort? Un degré de plus dans le calme et deux peut-être dans le silence.
ALEXANDRE DUMAS I lived in Montreal from the time I was 12 until I was 16.
OSCAR TAVERAS You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.
JOHN BUNYAN I was born in Ann Arbor. I lived for a while in Ohio; Pennsylvania, California for 10 years, and now...
ETHAN CANIN For if he like a madman lived; At least he like a wise one died.
CERVANTES For if he like a madman lived, at least he like a wise one died.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA One died instantly, while the other may have lived for a short while, but not very long. They may no...
IAN MACDONALD It's all over now. He ruled our lives for too long. He lived by the sword and died in his sleep.
JELENA OSTOJIC Jo Lane had in fact lived there for five years until she moved on. “Where did she go?” I asked i...
CAT PATRICK THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.
TERRY PRATCHETT La mort m'eut semblé un moindre suicide
JEAN SCHLUMBERGER The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived.
WILLIAM BUCHANAN I do not ask for mercy for myself. As you have heard, there were many times when I didn't care wheth...
JOSEPH P. SMITH Now if a man thus favoured died as he has lived, he will be just the one you are looking for: the on...
HERODOTUS The fact that we havent had a contract for 13 months was eventually a factor,
BRIAN HOLLAND Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE A life that chooses not to grow is a life that died long before it ever lived.
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH Unfortunately, California and some of the other states couldn't put it together until later.
EMMA LOZANO In Southern California, there's that feeling of people in transit. I grew up in Southern California,...
CAMERON CROWE Drive until you find the sun. That is the way Daddy lived his life and ran his business.
DIANE GOLDEN — Ce n'est pas en Egypte que je vais, répondit le Martinet. Je vais à la maison de la Mort. La M...
OSCAR WILDE Il est incertain où la mort nous attende, attendons-la partout. La préméditation de la mort est p...
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE Je savais qu'un afflux inespéré d'énergie l'avait levé de son lit, lui avait donné la force de ...
MURIEL BARBERY I una trista retòrica: M'estic morint per tu,
em moriré per tu un dia qualsevol.
VICENT ANDRéS I ESTELLéS Combien de gars se sont arrêtés de boire comme des trous à l'âge de vingt ans pour empêcher un ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Chacun d'entre nous a beau avoir une certaine capacité de résistance on finit tous par mourir d'am...
MICHEL HOUELLEBECQ Vous avez déjà perdu quelqu'un de proche? [...] Vous n'avez jamais l'impression que ces êtres-là...
LAURENT GAUDé se sentir familier d'un lieu, c'est le début de la mort
SYLVAIN TESSON La plupart des gens ne meurent qu'au dernier moment ; d'autres commencent et s'y prennent vingt ans ...
LOUIS-FERDINAND CéLINE Le premier symbole où nous reconnaissons l'humanité dans ses vestiges est la sépulture, et le tru...
JACQUES LACAN Death paused, his hand on the spine of the book. And why do you think I directed you to the stables?...
TERRY PRATCHETT Ce sont les mots qu'ils n'ont pas dits qui font les morts si lourds dans leur cercueil. [Montherlant...
ÉRIC FOTTORINO '' You have not lived until you made some mistakes, lost a love,been lost over love.Been broken,rese...
TANICA S HALL My grandmother died in childbirth, and my great-aunt lived with us. She had bound feet. She never kn...
WENDI DENG MURDOCH Several died the day the bomb was dropped. Some lived six months after the explosion but died anyway...
JOSEPH G. PETERSON Rob was fireman all the way. He lived it, he ate it, he breathed it and unfortunately he died it, bu...
JIM HODGES We started playing football together back in seventh grade. We all love football and that's what we ...
TRENT NELSON And then I bought my own horse, which I had until it died.
ERIC ROBERTS Love this life youve been given... ever-exciting, twists & turns, plot flips, unsuspecting surprises...
EULLYS "JEWELZ" HINNANT III Do not wait until the near end of your life to realize that you have not fully lived to love.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
GENERAL GEORGE PATTON It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
GEORGE S. PATTON It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
GEORGE It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived.
GEORGE S. PATTON JR. My grandfather died in 1952. I never did meet him, but I did meet my grandmother and my aunts, who l...
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LINCOLN STEFFENS There is this 'Go East' mentality in California. Even people who have lived there most of their live...
WILLIAM FREY You know, the history of California art doesn't start until about 1961, and that's when these photog...
DENNIS HOPPER I lived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, until eighth grade, and then my high-school years were in Roches...
KRISTEN WIIG We never know when our last day on earth will be. So, love with full sincerity, believe with true fa...
CRISTINA MARRERO Mort de ma vie! all is confounded, all! Reproach and everlasting shame Sits mocking in our pl...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Jimmy Stewart lived for movies, fought for his country, and died for love. Now isn't that a wond...
RICHARD CORLISS I have lived with you and loved you, and now you are gone. Gone where I cannot follow, until I have ...
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