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Billy Eichner

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JOHN PATRICK HICKEY One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
LARRY GELBART You have to have a sense of humor to do this,
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WAVY GRAVY One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.
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CRAIG GROESCHEL I have a sense of humor, and sometimes it gets me into trouble.
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SARAH J. MAAS Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
JESSE VENTURA You have enough time to do everything God wants you to do.
CRAIG GROESCHEL It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
MAX EASTMAN I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you.
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DAVE PIRNER You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
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EDWARD ALBEE I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor.”

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ZAC EFRON Mankind have angels and devils, this thing is called balance!
DEYTH BANGER Our volunteers are flexible, open-minded and have a sense of humor.
CAROL LUCAS The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have.
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor.
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SARAH J. MAAS I turned.
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SARAH J. MAAS It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself.
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BILLY GRAHAM Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him ...
FRANCIS BACON, SR. A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things d...
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WILLIAM JAMES I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
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HUGH SIDEY I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY I should say, one of the things about being a widow or a widower, you really, really need a sense of...
JOYCE CAROL OATES He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.
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RASHIDA JONES You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
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MARTIN DONOVAN A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPE I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.
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GENA SHOWALTER A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that pe...
ANDREW SOLOMON Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i...
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LYN KAROL We definitely have our own sense of humor.
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KEVIN J. ANDERSON Grin when you win and others will do the same to you. And it will not rest with either.
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RASHIDA JONES I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that.
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ALEX BOESE I don't have a very quick sense of humor.
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BILLY CRYSTAL I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
BILLY CONNOLLY In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attai...
BILLY CORGAN When you become famous, you start getting invites to parties where there are famous athletes and fam...
BILLY BALDWIN No parent is perfect; we all can look back and think of things we could've done to help our chil...
BILLY GRAHAM When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn...
BILLY IDOL I had all kinds of allergy problems with certain meats, and with fruits and vegetables with pesticid...
BILLY CASPER I think if a poet wanted to lead, he or she would want the message to be unequivocally clear and fre...
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