Hannibal Buress
Related Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON JOHN OLIVER I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON TAYLOR LAUTNER You've got a big, big problem if you get caught up in what people say. If you're gonna live ... AHMAD JAMAL JOAN RIVERS JASON DAY CARL REINER It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON DAN QUINN SAM SMITH I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you d... JIM VARNEY I think the best compliment you can receive is not, 'Oh, that was really funny,' but, 'I... ERIK GRIFFIN Sometimes I forget that I am even watching myself, realizing that's me. It's like you almost... EVAN RACHEL WOOD I've been in this business for 40 years - you do a show, and you don't know what's going... RANDEE HELLER I could never sit down and say: I'm going to do an out-and-out comedy, just to prove to people I... PADDY CONSIDINE DYLAN MCDERMOTT Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I d... DAVE ATTELL I've done that quite often, but I've got to be quite honest... as much as you would want to ... TREVOR RABIN KARL MARLANTES BILL BURR People who don't know me have opinions about me. That's the part that's very hurtful. Be... RICK BARRY ALBERT BROOKS DYLAN MORAN BRAD PAISLEY The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all... PAULY SHORE JOHN LASSETER Comedy is such a vulnerable thing. With drama, you're not trying to make someone cry. If you do,... HARLEY QUINN SMITH If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the gre... JAMIE FARR NATASHA LYONNE DRAYMOND GREEN VAL KILMER ALEX TABARROK I've learned that maybe sometimes it's better to show people who you are and what you are th... TINA MAZE And people are always saying: 'Well, you go to Hollywood and you get yourself a film career or a... KATHY BATES W. C. FIELDS If you win a National Championship, or you win two, people think you have not only seen the Holy Gra... MIKE KRZYZEWSKI I'm a big believer if you want to change people's minds or get someone to vote for you, eith... AARON SCHOCK Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it -... BRYAN CALLEN Well, it's still another two-day competition, so it's really important to show that you'... CARLY PATTERSON JULIA LEIGH I think that there's a fine line between comedy and drama. I think that ultimately, the less win... MICHAEL MOSLEY I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am a... DARREN BOYD VIVIENNE WESTWOOD I always say you've only got one life to live, and you're not promised a tomorrow. So, you m... FANTASIA BARRINO As an adult, I've always tried to be a good person my whole life, so I've made good friends,... ROMAN REIGNS I am a big fan of the TV series 'Taxi' which combined comedy and pathos better than any othe... DOUGLAS WOOD LARRY THE CABLE GUY JONAH HILL When you've moved past a point where you're just scrambling for jobs, you think about the th... DANNY GLOVER TRACEE ELLIS ROSS About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS RICK RIORDAN PETE ROSE HANNAH SIMONE JAY PHAROAH I've sorta learned that I'm so tired of taking myself so seriously. It's so great to sho... IAN SOMERHALDER I've been very lucky, from the beginning. I've found that as long as you're fundamentall... ANDREW MASON COLIN KAEPERNICK Growing up, I've had plenty of obstacles, but to be honest, I didn't always have doubters. I... ROMAN REIGNS You go through every single inch of the emotional spectrum on fight week. You're the most stress... RONDA ROUSEY JOSH HUTCHERSON JASON ALEXANDER TOM HIDDLESTON Playing live is really the art form. You're a lot freer, a lot looser. You've got people the... BUTCH TRUCKS It used to be if you wanted to be a comedian, you used to just do sets. You'd go up three times ... KURT BRAUNOHLER NADIA GIOSIA If you're suddenly doing something you don't want to do for four years, just so you've g... EWAN MCGREGOR I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT MATT DILLON BILLY GARDELL But this is Miami, you can't come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If y... LIL' KIM If you're an impressionistic painter and you want to paint expressionism, you've got to chan... TOBIN BELL JENNIFER LOPEZ I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody diff... MELISSA MCCARTHY It's good to go out and entertain these people, and you've got them on the edge of their sea... OWEN HART ALFIE ALLEN TREVOR NOAH CONOR MCGREGOR I mean, comedy's hard. If you go back and look at the first season of 'Seinfeld,' it'... ZACHARY KNIGHTON LARRY WILMORE TOM FRESTON ROY AYERS It sucks to be the runner-up because I've been the runner-up for a long time in my career. I wou... JASON DOHRING BILLY GARDELL I think it's important for an actor to see the work they've done because every time you revi... ABHISHEK BACHCHAN GEORGE HARRISON ANNA KENDRICK People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only g... AL MADRIGAL CANDACE BUSHNELL I've met actors where you think, if only you could just clean up your act and get it together, p... PATRICK STEWART JACK CANFIELD I've been in the director's chair for 'Battlestar Galactica' since its first season.... EDWARD JAMES OLMOS SCOTT M. 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People really have come for a dialogue when they go to a stand-up show in the U.K. They say, 'I ... 
You show up in Paris, and on the drive from the airport to the hotel you're like, 'This is s... 
Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and ... 
You've got to come out and fire on all cylinders and get yourself up the leaderboard and show pe... 
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't... 
Every game, we're going to go for it, so when we get into playoff time, it's not like, '... 
Hearing a whole entire room sing back to me, 'I guess it's true I'm not good at a one-ni... 
As an actor, you always have to reinvent yourself or you end up in the gutter somewhere. It's my... 
I just want to do God's will. And he's allowed me to go to the mountain. And I've looked... 
I mean... if you're raised as a decent human being, killing somebody is against every moral thin... 
Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what... 
I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, &#... 
I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing ... 
If somebody says, 'Do you remember the first time you heard a Rolling Stones song?' if you s... 
At Pixar, 'Wall-E' was our ninth film, and they've all been successes - more than that, ... 
You've got to do something with all the books you've read, so you might as well imagine you&... 
One thing I've always been taught at the defensive end is you hit first. In life, you throw the ... 
It's the first time that I've ever had an art show based on a film, but it's a photograp... 
The first thing you learn when you're blogging is that people are one click away from leaving yo... 
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've... 
I've never forgotten what it's like to be in your early twenties, which is not a particularl... 
You've got to invest in the world, you've got to read, you've got to go to art galleries... 
I've always felt that if you've been blessed, you should try to help as many people as you c... 
It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactl... 
I've heard people say, 'Why do you have to do a show that's called 'Black Girls Rock... 
You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... 
Umpires got power, man. You ever notice if you go to a ballpark and there's a close play on firs... 
Everything I've done I've always kind of jumped in headfirst, and it's been a learning c... 
A rap is a tweaked version of comedy, because comedy came first. People weren't spitting before ... 
Sometimes, when things are going really well, I feel like I've already seen things - it's th... 
I don't think I've had love at first sight. But, I've definitely had moments where I'... 
I kept being asked by corporations to do corporate gigs. And I said, 'I don't have anything.... 
I did a production of 'Journey's End,' an RC Sherriff play about World War I, at the Edi... 
You don't just turn on a camera and do a cooking show. If you want to go somewhere with somethin... 
I like doing comedy, I like doing drama. Naturally I like to do, I like doing dramas, I like conflic... 
As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where p... 
You've got to love yourself first. You've got to be okay on your own before you can be okay ... 
What I've been noticing is people coming up to me and going, 'Are you an actor?' which i... 
What I've always said about comedy is if you do it in the right way, you can say anything to any... 
I wish everyone well, but you need to focus on yourself. You need to stop putting your hand out. Eve... 
My joke is that three black people watch 'The Daily Show' at any given time. So if I'm w... 
I measure success in terms of the connection with the audience, which we've been able to do in s... 
I generally sell my records online or at the show. You can undersell the distributor and the stores,... 
Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that c... 
Of course, once you've been a Beatle, you're never really out of it. People always want to k... 
I think tights make a comeback out of necessity every season: you can only go so far with naked legs... 
Growing up, nobody I knew even knew a writer. So it was a big adventure and something that I've ... 
Working with people from all walks of life, from full-time moms to CEOs at large companies, I've... 
On every show I've been on, it's just managing all the different responsibilities and time m... 
Just, you know, you can't put bread in a cold oven. You know, you've got to take your time. ... 
This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people that I do... 
I like that Barack got that job. 
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. 