You don't have to be alone with your thoughts anymore. You don't have to process anything. You can call up someone to do something to instantly make you sort of feel better.

Please, don't leave me alone with my thoughts... They'll kill me in an instant

I owe the little formal education I got to my drama teacher, Mr. Pickett, who got us to read Shakespeare, Moliere, and other classics.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

Certainly I'm a Christian first and foremost. But I do believe in religious tolerance and finding the commonality between all of us. I think that's how we're all going to come together.

There are three things being a celebrity is good for: raising money for charity, dinner reservations and tee times.