You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight.

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

You don't need to be 'straight' to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight.

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower taxes- and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending projects that make tax cuts impossible?

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.