You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask. It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news.

The good news about entrepreneurship is that your fate is in your hands. The bad news is that your fate is in your hands!

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

There's good news and slightly less good news.

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.