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Woody Guthrie

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My musical heroes are people like Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie who wrote and sang real songs for re...
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We don't need another Woody. Even Bob Dylan knew he couldn't be Woody Guthrie... I like Wood...
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Listen to that song, and learn it! Half my kingdom would I give, As I live, If by such s...
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That is how to live: in the choosing. There are no rules but those you make for yourself.
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Seasoning one’s claims with self-irony and modesty, cultivating a tolerance for moral ambiguity, p...
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Even with politics, stuff comes around again. Woody Guthrie would recognize America today.
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Who am I helping, what am I breaking, what am I giving, what am I taking?
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If it isn't contributing to getting you where you want to be a year from today, then don't put it on...
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Learn how to live and you'll know how to die; learn how to die, and you'll know how to live.
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Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
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What I'm doing is basically the same as Bob Dylan did with folk songs and Woody Guthrie songs, t...
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Learn how to live, and you'll know how to die; learn how to die, and you'll learn how to live.
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Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Cho...
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There is a larger lesson here, because the book encompasses not just the lives of prisoners in a Sov...
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[F]or what in this world is worth doing that doesn't require a portion of one's body and soul?
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How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sym...
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The truth is, once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
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Learn how to live and you'll know how to die; learn how to die, and you'll know how to live.
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Learn how to learn before you learn; then learn to love before you love
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It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car...
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I was in my late 20s, in the process of shaping my musical outlook and what I wanted it to be about,...
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Your ears love to hear, so speak to it
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I can remember back as far as age 8, performing with the Boston Folk Song Society. It was a Woody Gu...
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When we hear of people not surviving in this world it should make us more glad that we are alive .We...
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If "how to do it" were the answer, it'd be done. It's how you do the "hows" that's most important.
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There is no one right way.

Just figure out what works for you!
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Compromise now, because you'll have to later, anyway, only then you'll have gone through things you'...
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Some read to learn, some to laugh, and some to live.
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You could say, 'How does a guy who has written love songs his entire life suddenly decide to rock th...
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Leaders should learn to listen and listen to learn
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If people do not look after their hearts they will soon see a flag of submission and the fight will ...
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people should learn to listen and hear correctly, one word not listen too, could send the wrong mess...
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Live to learn and you will learn to live.
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If you don't like it, learn to love it!
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How could youths better learn to live than by at once trying the experiment of living?
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We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
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Always keep an open mind and to listen to what those around you have to say about you. You might act...
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Live to learn, and you will really learn to live.
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Learn to listen, then listen to learn
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Almighty God teach you my dear brother...more wit and knowledge than to be taken in by a good for no...
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Greet Sunrise.Salute Sunset.Embrace life your own unique journey has begun
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Sadly, we give little thought or consideration to the messages that we entertain.
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Responsibility is the admission that you have a role in this game called life.
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Your spiritual mind is greater than your physical mind.
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I, too, have made many mistakes, but one valuable lesson that I have learned is that we cannot allow...
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Our human quest is to survive; our spiritual quest is to unite.
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Life is a combination of our positive and negative choices.
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Broken down into manageable chunks, the biggest projects become easy to conquer.
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It takes almost as much effort to NOT do something, as it does to do it.
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Your ability to sustain focus depends on how enjoyable and productive it is.
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Self-affirm—build yourself up with honest and genuine praise.
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This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York Island. From the redwo...
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If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
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Take it easy, but take it.
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Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
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I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pre...
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If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.
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Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.
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This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York island, From the redwo...
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stupid dumb ass.
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He was like a sponge.
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As I went walking I saw a sign there
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But on the ...
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Was a great high wall there that tried to stop me, A sign was painted said: "Private Property", But ...
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This machine kills fascists.
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Only the words of love kept alive are worthy of not being wasted
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The death of what's dead is the birth of what's living.
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When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons
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Racing is a matter of spirit not strength.
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Racing takes everything you've got -- intellectually, emotionally, physically -- and then you have t...
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As in nature, as in art, so in grace; it is rough treatment that gives souls, as well as stones, the...
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It (racing) is a matter of spirit, not strength. It is a matter of doing your best each little momen...
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You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
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Everyone has a responsibility to not only tolerate another person's point of view, but also to accep...
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We know that when Main Street does well, so do American families.
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I have voted to repeal the president's health care law and will continue to advocate for its rep...
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Everyone has a responsibility to not only tolerate another person's point of view, but also to a...
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Probably my two biggest musical influences were the Everly Brothers and the Beatles, in chronologica...
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I'd rather have friends who care than friends who agree with me.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....
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We are thrilled that we have been able to make some small dent in all that is wrong down here.
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But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobody's got it worse than that gu...
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A lot of people think 'Alice's Restaurant' was an anti-war song. It's not. It's an anti-idiot song,
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I'm so happy to be here.
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You have to give all the credit to them -- for the way they shot, for the way they played, for the w...
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Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist....
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Folk music is music that everyday people can play, and it inspired a lot of people to make their own...
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I'm really quite normal. My imagination has some serious kinks in it, that's all.
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The marsh is a filter system, and it buffers the effect of the flood and storm tides.
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We are going to wait and see how many declare and go from there.
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I should get a manicure more often.
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It's so encompassing that almost any other state's issue would nest within it.
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My dad always said there was something in the soil that made them sweet.
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Yes, I was born in Coney Island. The Holy Land.
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Lots of the wild animals in the caves have spears in them and blood coming out of their mouths and e...
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It does indicate his desire to stick with the structure of the plan that was agreed upon.
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In the graffiti, there is a lot of below-the-belt-art. The people in the art are predominantly women...
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Maybe it's the buildings, maybe it's the weather, but you can see it affects us - that Scott...
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Progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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We all have the same root, and are connected...
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What we find in the fossil record doesn't always represent what was going on. Prior to the pottery a...
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These were not the type of paintings that make it into the coffee-table art books.
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It was like kids taking a pencil and drawing an outline around their hand.
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I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle.
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He thinks there may be some movement from USTR on the commencement of talks.
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[Baucus] felt it was very important for him to be in the room.
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We are hoping the community comes out. I think it's very important that local people are in tune wit...
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We just lost our momentum. Stephanie was the key to keeping us going.
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That was taken the day before she died.
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I just couldn't motivate myself to go to a job. I have bouts of emotional troubles.
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Our dogs have traveled all over the country.
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We generally have anywhere from five to 15 pets adopted each weekend.
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They were found at a car wash after she had just had her babies. She was covered up with trash.
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Along with the destruction, there has been some good.
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This has changed dramatically out here since the storm. And once it's gone it doesn't come back.
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I felt like the pied piper with all those footsteps following me.
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It matters, ... to the world at large.
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I've very enthusiastic about this ordinance.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
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Paralyze resistance with persistence.
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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
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If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.
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I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jum...
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You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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The decision to decide is a decision in itself.
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One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, tha...
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Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white...
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If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
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I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
WOODY ALLEN
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
WOODY ALLEN
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
WOODY ALLEN
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
WOODY ALLEN
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
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In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Th...
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Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
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My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked...
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I...
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
WOODY ALLEN
I am at two with nature.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
WOODY ALLEN
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
WOODY ALLEN
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
WOODY ALLEN
I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.
WOODY ALLEN
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to ...
WOODY ALLEN
Without winners, there wouldn't even be any civilization.
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
WOODY ALLEN
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy...
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exc...
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is ...
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. ...
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex an...
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What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat
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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
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Eternity is really long, especially near the end
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ...
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take tw...
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight ...
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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
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