You can't snicker at that. He's showing he's serious.


Jeff Jubelirer

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Hes doing better than what we thought.
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No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere...
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A man who waits to believe in action before acting is anything you like, but hes not a man of action...
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No one's against reducing property taxes. But, if Pennsylvania wants to be a competitive state, why ...
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Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean
HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD
you cant win in life if you cant fail
VITA NEDERLOE
What you cant forget... God cant remember!
JOHN F. MACARTHUR JR.
You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
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Two patients remain critical and four that are in a serious condition are showing some signs of impr...
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You cant spill a drip, just like you cant drop drops, you can only drop drips and spill drops.
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This is the worst of it, the last resort. If you cant come here, you cant go anywhere.
CHRIS STERNDALE
How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you ...
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the thing is you can get used to anything you think you cant you want to die but you dont you cant y...
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Two patients remain critical and four patients are serious but showing some signs of improvement.
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Its hard because you went through camp with these guys and you cant be with them when you win, you c...
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If you cant beat them buy them
KENNETH WATERS JR
You cant find outside what you dont have inside.
CARL HAMMERSCHLAG
Don't be afraid if you are being ignored be so good that people cant ignore you.
BILAL SAIF
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CRAIG CAMERON
The difference is,
Now I cant call you anymore…
I cant hear your calming voice,
I c...
JJM
Tell me I cant, I won't hear you.
AMARE STOUDEMIRE
I cant tell you how pleased I am,
GRAEME SOUNESS
you cant be fair in an unfair world
JOHN KOVACICH
you cant trust somebody who thinks you're crazy
PENELOPE CRUZ
Growing up, you look at guys like Jeff Thomson as heroes, so going past him is pretty special.
BRETT LEE
Its strange how people choose you and when you come to choose them ,they cant accept that
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN
Enjoy life and Smile , No one cant take that away from you unless you allow them too
DORIAN THOMAS VON KLAUS
If we cant laugh at ourselves, do we have the right to laugh at others?
C.H. HAMEL
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CHRIS CHRISTENSEN
At least it's showing that words have power.
PENN JILLETTE
You can hear the wind blow but you cant see it.
LAURA REESE
You can kill a man but you cant kill a idea.
SOPHOCLES
And you're blind?"
Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to sound bored.
Were you born that way?"
JAMES PATTERSON
If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ
If you haven't signed anything, you cant be ripped off.
DAVE SIM
just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON
You cant do better, be better or have better than you believe you can.
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you cant keep saying 'thank you' and expect to feature on the Forbes
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You cant close this place, ... What will I do for breakfast?
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Love is like eating and drinking, you cant not need it
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You cant always have what you want but it's important to want what you have.
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You cant change what happened in the past. But you can do something in the future to compensate for ...
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Nobody is perfect,but it dosent mean you cant try to be !
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The secret to life is...a secret so i cant tell you
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Money Can Get You A Bag Of Skittles, But It Cant Get You The Rainbow.
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… but you cant get all hung up on details when you are trying to survive…
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Your love is like the wind...you cant see it, but you can feel it...
NICHOLAS SPARKS
You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next.
ERIC GREEN
I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it
VINCENT VAN GOGH
We're so trendy we cant even escape ourselves.
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Its a Story they tell in the border country, where Massachusetts joins Vermont and New Hampshire. Ye...
STEPHEN VINCENT BENET
He's a cross between Tom Seaver and Jeff Spicoli, ... Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
MIKE SWEENEY
We believe this is a diversion that Tom DeLay and his lawyer have cooked up to distract from his ser...
ELI PARISER
There's no point in being grown up if you cant be childish sometimes.
DR. WHO
When anyone tells you cant achieve anything, it's because they fear your greatness.
@ICONIC88
No!You cant get this close to me and then push me away.
COURTNEY ALLISON MOULTON
Whats the point in being grown up when you cant act childish sometimes?
NATALIE REPINSKI
If you cant believe my first word, then my last words wont make sense to you...
OLASOT
How can we ever have peace when we cant even make peace with the things we cant control.
SYNECA DE JORMUNGAND
True love is you. You cant love someone else if you dont love yourself.. Get to know yourself.
NERISSA IRVING
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MIKE SINGLETARY
Just because I cant fly, don't think you can keep me on the ground.
JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM
My love for you is like a copied assignment, I cant just explain it.
OLASOT
One, two! One, two! and through and through / The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!/ He left it dead,...
LEWIS CARROLL
You cant get around what he did to her, the fact that he plunged this six-inch knife into her chest,
JULIE MITCHELL
That was key. Jeff really played a solid game.
BOBBY SANDQUIST
I am getting nowhere with you and I can't let you go and I cant get through.
ANI DIFRANCO
Just like "the heart wants what the heart wants" similarly you Cant feel what you Don't feel
MOHINI CHAND
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, / And in short, I was afraid.
T.S. ELIOT
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
NIELS BOHR
And then I got into sports and gave my guitar to my brother Jeff who was just a little kid at that t...
BEAU BRIDGES
Well, politically speaking, I have for years wanted to be inside the Liberal party as a member of Pa...
ASHLEY MACISAAC
For zeal's a dreadful termagant, That teaches saints to tear and cant.
SAMUEL BUTLER (1)
i can win but you cant lose, this makes us all even in our ways.
SUZANNE COLLINS
You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.
WILL ROGERS
Jeff Foxworthy Show.
BILL ENGVALL
We know that Jeff received lucrative offers from other clubs,
CRAIG CAMERON
I love Jeff Bridges. You can never go wrong with that guy. I hope to work with him one day.
CHAD LINDBERG
If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!
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I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t...
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By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES
Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
JEFF LINDSAY
¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
JEFF LINDSAY
Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY
That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY
Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY
She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY
I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY
Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY
After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY
But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY
It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY
It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY
Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY
the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY
…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY
What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY
It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY
It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY
What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY
And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY
It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY
Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY
I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY
It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY