You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.

I'm looking forward to working with this great team of men and women in streets and utilities to continue offering Dublin residents world-class customer service.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

My needs are simple and few, thought Valentine. Food. Clothing. A comfortable place to sleep. And no idiots.

But of course a world with no idiots would be lonely. If she herself were even allowed there.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed it.